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Only in Nottingham.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nott ... 798194.stm

That is too funny. Government at work. Gotta love it!

I love British humor! LOL!

Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

Out of curiosity, if they stagger and their hand leaves the car, can they be taken to the pokey?
And what if he has a problem getting it to sufficiently hit his wheel, after all most men, especially intoxicated cannot aim!

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

That is so Gross!

conversationpc wrote:That is too funny. Government at work. Gotta love it!

What cracks me up is asking people to report the signs so that the government can pull them down. Why don't they just ask 'anyone seeing a sign to remove it immediately'.

Because it must be an official, to remove something unofficial, that looks official.

jrnyman28 wrote:

conversationpc wrote:That is too funny. Government at work. Gotta love it!

What cracks me up is asking people to report the signs so that the government can pull them down. Why don't they just ask 'anyone seeing a sign to remove it immediately'.

They may injure themselves whilst doing so and sue the Government.
And the Government have no more bloody money left.

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

As to this law... I have to ask, why "only on the left rear wheel of their own vehicle"?
Why not the right? Why not "any wheel of you own vehicle"?

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

It would still be kind of tricky if you wear panties.
It looks kinda small and rigid, too.
I would have thought a bendier material would have made it easier to aim.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

As to this law... I have to ask, why "only on the left rear wheel of their own vehicle"?
Why not the right? Why not "any wheel of you own vehicle"?

Possibly it's because in the UK, the left side of the car is closest to the curb, and if urinating on the rear wheel, you are more sheltered from view. But that's pure speculation; I don't really know why. Stupid laws tend to be enacted and phrased in a certain way because of a specific instance of something happening, which has made me always curious as to what happened that Alaska needed to enact a law prohibiting moose from being pushed out of aeroplanes.

hee hee
it gets better......
http://www.shewee.com/buyonline/proddet ... ?prod=SH05

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

It would still be kind of tricky if you wear panties.
It looks kinda small and rigid, too.
I would have thought a bendier material would have made it easier to aim.

Nah... you just shove the panties aside.
That's probably not anywhere near as easy or smart as I make it sound.

Arianddu wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

As to this law... I have to ask, why "only on the left rear wheel of their own vehicle"?
Why not the right? Why not "any wheel of you own vehicle"?

Possibly it's because in the UK, the left side of the car is closest to the curb, and if urinating on the rear wheel, you are more sheltered from view. But that's pure speculation; I don't really know why. Stupid laws tend to be enacted and phrased in a certain way because of a specific instance of something happening, which has made me always curious as to what happened that Alaska needed to enact a law prohibiting moose from being pushed out of aeroplanes.

Maybe they tried to do a moose drop instead of a turkey drop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iafzqOCaxA4

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

It would still be kind of tricky if you wear panties.
It looks kinda small and rigid, too.
I would have thought a bendier material would have made it easier to aim.

Nah... you just shove the panties aside.
That's probably not anywhere near as easy or smart as I make it sound.

Dunno about you, but I can't wait for stevew2 or Dan to see this thread.

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

It would still be kind of tricky if you wear panties.
It looks kinda small and rigid, too.
I would have thought a bendier material would have made it easier to aim.

Nah... you just shove the panties aside.
That's probably not anywhere near as easy or smart as I make it sound.

Dunno about you, but I can't wait for stevew2 or Dan to see this thread.

I don't think they will be able to resist! I can see them wanting to "assist".

artist4perry wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

If a woman were to use one of these, would the cops be sexist if they arrested her?

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/product/ ... l?catid=15

You know, its not a totally bad idea, but I just know I would somehow fuck that up.
But I'll admit, every time I have to wait in a long womens' room line, I get penis-envious.

It would still be kind of tricky if you wear panties.
It looks kinda small and rigid, too.
I would have thought a bendier material would have made it easier to aim.

Nah... you just shove the panties aside.
That's probably not anywhere near as easy or smart as I make it sound.

Dunno about you, but I can't wait for stevew2 or Dan to see this thread.

I don't think they will be able to resist! I can see them wanting to "assist".

If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Usually the word "pantie" suffices for those two!

I never had a problem pissing in public in Japan. Just be sure to keep your pecker out of site. Usually in the bushes or near the rear of a vending machine was a good spot. Never had a problem with the Japanese police. I've been even greeted by the elderly people who sweep the streets every morning (It's not mandatory but I like this system, it makes them feel relevent to be doing a job that needs to be done and keeps them from being bored all day while in their dotage).

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

I wonder if that she-wee thing with the rubber pipe extension would allow us to pee around corners?
Now there's a thought.

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

Panties! Knickers!! BRITCHES!!!

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

I wonder if that she-wee thing with the rubber pipe extension would allow us to pee around corners?
Now there's a thought.

Now I've just snorted hot chocolate thinking about getting a really long extension pipe and slipping it into the pockets of people who... piss me off! (boom boom!)

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

Panties! Knickers!! BRITCHES!!!

You forgot Bloomers! and Undies!

Arianddu wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

I wonder if that she-wee thing with the rubber pipe extension would allow us to pee around corners?
Now there's a thought.

Now I've just snorted hot chocolate thinking about getting a really long extension pipe and slipping it into the pockets of people who... piss me off! (boom boom!)

I've just come up with a use for this thing... it would make it a LOT easier to piss on car door handles in freezing weather when inconsiderate neighbors and their houseguests park in spaces that *I* have shoveled out and saved with plastic trashcans.

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

I wonder if that she-wee thing with the rubber pipe extension would allow us to pee around corners?
Now there's a thought.

Maybe not, but it would make it easier to write your name in the snow.

jrnyman28 wrote:

SusieP wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

SusieP wrote:If nothing else gets their attention, the shove aside the panties quote will!

Then they need to grow up.
I'm done censoring myself just so the Testosterone Crew can't pick apart quotes.

PANTIES!!!

we call 'em KNICKERS!

I wonder if that she-wee thing with the rubber pipe extension would allow us to pee around corners?
Now there's a thought.

Maybe not, but it would make it easier to write your name in the snow.

Yay! Another use for it!!

artist4perry wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Scarily enough, there is a law on the UK books that allows men to urinate in public, but only on the rear left wheel of their own vehicle, and one hand must remain on the vehicle at all times.

Out of curiosity, if they stagger and their hand leaves the car, can they be taken to the pokey?
And what if he has a problem getting it to sufficiently hit his wheel, after all most men, especially intoxicated cannot aim!

Not true A4P .It doesnt matter how drunk I get, I am a piss master. I can spell my first and last name in the snow,and even go back sometimes,expect for the one time my shirttail got in the way , it wasnt pretty.