OT: Steven Wright
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:15 pmMR
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:15 pmPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:17 pmAnother great comedian that the fine city of Boston has turned out. Wright is the dryest comedian on the planet but funny as hell!
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:09 pmEnigma869 wrote:Another great comedian that the fine city of Boston has turned out. Wright is the dryest comedian on the planet but funny as hell!
He fucking kills me. I think he's one of the best comics, ever.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 pmEver hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible 
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:14 pmRick you already know how much I love Wright........... as I said not a comedian for air heads. 
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:18 pmEnigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
or
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand......lol!!!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:22 pmMichigan Girl wrote:Enigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
Great stuff!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:30 pmartist4perry wrote:Michigan Girl wrote:Enigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
Great stuff!
That and his delivery crack me up.....
About a year ago, my girlfriend was on the pill, wearing a diaphragm, and an IUD all at once.
Recently, she had a baby; baby was born wearing armor.
Here's tons more...............
http://www.scribd.com/doc/104523/Funny- ... -OneLiners
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:39 pmFor my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out...then I put wax in the humidifier...now my room's all shiny."
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:03 amGood stuff