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Uno_up wrote:List of places to never stick my dick into (as learned on MR in the last month):

raccoon
vaccuum cleaner
park bench
blowfish

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

Voyager wrote:

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Voyager wrote:

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

Uno_up wrote:(Corrected) List of places to never stick my dick into (as learned on MR in the last month):

raccoon
vaccuum cleaner
park bench
blowfish
Tampa whore with mouth sores (thanks Angel)

Vladan wrote:Hahahaha! is this for real? amazing

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Vladan wrote:Hahahaha! is this for real? amazing

Unfortunately this is a bigger problem than most realize.
I used to be bluejeanboy. A racoon chomped off my penis.
But unlike this person, I wasn't trying to rape it.
It was dark, I was camping, I had to pee... I tripped in the woods... bad scene.

I'm trying to get government funding for my organization... PERV (Penis Enhancement for Racoon Victims)... so that victims such as myself might get medical help to continue living as normal males after racoons strike. I've been turned down again, because Ford and Daimler needed to be bailed out. Maybe next year.

SP Fan in Oregon wrote:These little critters are VERY dangerous. I have personally captured, in a live trap, 26 racoons on my back porch
in the past three years. Some of them weigh as much as 30 pounds! I transport them about 15 miles from my house
and let them go by the Rogue River where they can enjoy themselves and find plenty to eat. Of the 26 I have captured
All of them have lunged at me, growled and tried to bite me, when I have approached the cage. They have teeth like
a dog, but the teeth are as sharp as a cats. The babies are very very cute, but if I had not been capturing them, I would
now have 300 racoons in my yard as they are very prolific. Here's a pic of capture number 26............

Voyager wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Voyager wrote:

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

Tarseea wrote:

Voyager wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Voyager wrote:

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

SP Fan in Oregon wrote:These little critters are VERY dangerous. I have personally captured, in a live trap, 26 racoons on my back porch
in the past three years. Some of them weigh as much as 30 pounds! I transport them about 15 miles from my house
and let them go by the Rogue River where they can enjoy themselves and find plenty to eat. Of the 26 I have captured
All of them have lunged at me, growled and tried to bite me, when I have approached the cage. They have teeth like
a dog, but the teeth are as sharp as a cats. The babies are very very cute, but if I had not been capturing them, I would
now have 300 racoons in my yard as they are very prolific. Here's a pic of capture number 26............

LLL wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Tarseea wrote:

Voyager wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Voyager wrote:

nikki wrote:Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

i saw my grandmothers one time, is was discussting, it was almost purple

This explains sooooooo much . . .