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FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot...

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The dudes not even worth the time to create the thread.

As long as he fucks dolls and not kids I could care less what he does.

Doing it in public shows that the dude has mental problems for sure.

I do not even want to know about the bunjee cord hanging from the rearview, but I was glad to see that he at least hung up an air freshener... you gotta know that car needs it if he's been in there... uh... keeping company with blow up dolls.

W:shock:W...

Voyager wrote:As long as he fucks dolls and not kids I could care less what he does.

That was my first thought. But sheesh......stay at home for gawd's sake!!! Can you imagine coming out of the grocery store with your child and being parked next to that guy?? I wouldn't want to try to explain that to my daughter!!

Luvsaugeri wrote:

Voyager wrote:As long as he fucks dolls and not kids I could care less what he does.

That was my first thought. But sheesh......stay at home for gawd's sake!!! Can you imagine coming out of the grocery store with your child and being parked next to that guy?? I wouldn't want to try to explain that to my daughter!!

He's practicing CPR is always a good save, just in case. I had to use that one once with my little brother to explain away what was in actuality a grotesque display of PDA at an outlet mall.

Some folks are into blow-ups in a big way ...