MR

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:18 am**

Uh oh...... :shock:

(Los Angeles, CA) -- British rockers Coldplay will likely receive their fair share of warm handshakes and congratulations at this Sunday's GRAMMY Awards, but they might want to keep a close eye on some of those well wishers as they extend their greetings.

Howard King, an attorney for guitar great Joe Satriani, tells Fox News that Coldplay has not yet been served with legal papers alleging copyright infringement over a Satriani song.

However, he thinks that Sunday's Grammy Awards might be the perfect place to serve the Grammy nominated band.

King explained, quote, "We have warned their British lawyers that we have hired a fleet of process servers lined up to dog the band everywhere they go this weekend in hopes of serving them."

Satriani claims Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" single uses the exact same melody of his 2004 instrumental track "If I Could Fly." Upon hearing the claims, the band stated that while Satriani is a great musician, he did not write their hit song. The 51st Annual GRAMMY Awards air Sunday, February 8th at 8:00 pm Eastern on CBS TV. The ceremony takes place at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:21 am**

Good on Joe! I hope they don't win a Best Song award for ripping off Satriani's tune.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:24 am**

Chris Martin looks like a toad.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:27 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Chris Martin looks like a toad.

That cracked me up bad, for some reason. :lol:

I suspect lack of coffee.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:28 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Chris Martin looks like a toad.

Yes, yes he does. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:30 am**

you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:30 am**

MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!! :shock:

Oh, you said Satch! :oops:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:36 am**

finalfight wrote:
MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!!

Oh, you said Satch!

Wow. Look who woke up today with their mind in the gutter. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:39 am**

Poor Nora, her thread's gone all to hell. :shock:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:40 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!!

Oh, you said Satch!

Wow. Look who woke up today with their mind in the gutter.

Actually I've been 'up' all night! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:40 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Poor Nora, her thread's gone all to hell.

Par for the course, my dear.... :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:42 am**

finalfight wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!!

Oh, you said Satch!

Wow. Look who woke up today with their mind in the gutter.

Actually I've been 'up' all night!

Thanks for sharing. What is this, erectile status update day? :shock:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:43 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!!

Oh, you said Satch!

Wow. Look who woke up today with their mind in the gutter.

Actually I've been 'up' all night!

Thanks for sharing. What is this, erectile status update day?

You started it with Perry's green pants! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:46 am**

finalfight wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
MrsPerry wrote:you do not fuck with the Mighty Satch.

You're telling me! It's been months!!!!

Oh, you said Satch!

Wow. Look who woke up today with their mind in the gutter.

Actually I've been 'up' all night!

Thanks for sharing. What is this, erectile status update day?

You started it with Perry's green pants!

That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:47 am**

TRAGChick wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Poor Nora, her thread's gone all to hell.

Par for the course, my dear....

Seen any ghosts recently?

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:47 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Yesterday to you maybe, I'm in a different time zone remember.

Hang on, you're roughly 6hrs behind aren't you...? There goes my excuse then! :lol:

And for teh record I never once mentioned snatches, in a literal sense anyhoo! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:47 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:You started it with Perry's green pants!

That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Do I need to put you both in time-out??

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:49 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:You started it with Perry's green pants!

That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Do I need to put you both in time-out??

Together? Sure why not.

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:54 am**

finalfight wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:You started it with Perry's green pants!

That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Do I need to put you both in time-out??

Together? Sure why not.

Ew, boys, gross! Snails and puppy tails! Bleh bleh!! Cooties! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:56 am**

Redirecting back on topic here a sec, has anyone here compared the two songs?

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:58 am**

swataz wrote:Redirecting back on topic here a sec, has anyone here compared the two songs?

Yep, but you meant one song right for it 'tis the same!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvB9Pj9Znsw

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:59 am**

finalfight wrote:
swataz wrote:Redirecting back on topic here a sec, has anyone here compared the two songs?

Yep, but you meant one song right for it 'tis the same!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvB9Pj9Znsw

Sadly I will have to check it when I get out of work - they block YouTube!!

It really is that similar eh? And what is with Gwenyth Paltrow defending why her husband never shows up at her red-carpet events? What is up with that guy?

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:00 am**

swataz wrote:What is up with that guy?

Have you seen him? I'd be glad if he stayed out of public view as much as possible!

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:03 am**

finalfight wrote:
swataz wrote:Redirecting back on topic here a sec, has anyone here compared the two songs?

Yep, but you meant one song right for it 'tis the same!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvB9Pj9Znsw

Here's one with the songs layered on top of each other: oops... :oops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tWjja5HIWU

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:05 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
swataz wrote:What is up with that guy?

Have you seen him? I'd be glad if he stayed out of public view as much as possible!

Yeah no kidding. He's a little bit... erm.. :shock:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:39 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
swataz wrote:What is up with that guy?

Have you seen him? I'd be glad if he stayed out of public view as much as possible!

Yeah no kidding. He's a little bit... erm..

Yet he scored that very lovely woman for his wife. Go figure!

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:42 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Isn't it about time for a BJG douching? Is that you or the Lake I smell out here in California? I don't recall the Lake smelling like tuna asshole. :oops:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:05 am**

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
That was yesterday! You started with the snatch talk before I've even finished my first coffee. Its gonna be an amusing day on MR. First the whole roller coaster/booger discourse... now this.

Isn't it about time for a BJG douching? Is that you or the Lake I smell out here in California? I don't recall the Lake smelling like tuna asshole.

Wow. That was random and strange. My area is just fine, thanks for your concern. :roll:

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:03 am**

Coldplay said, “If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him.” The statement added: “Joe Satriani is a great musician, but he did not write the song ‘Viva La Vida.’ We respectfully ask him to accept our assurances of this and wish him well with all future endeavors.”

@34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G57CgtX-BsI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLt_Hu8bHFc&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEGGFJLpbu4

Posted: **Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:22 am**

Let's nail those hacks!

MR

OT: Coldplay Could Be Served With Legal Papers At Grammys

OT: Coldplay Could Be Served With Legal Papers At Grammys

You Got Served!