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OT: Stupid Commercials

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:19 am
by KenTheDude
Boy we could bust a thread with all of the stupid commercials I see on TV these days.

The one that's really been bugging me lately is the Progressive Insurance chick. The goofy, loud, unfunny retro-looking chick. She was cute for about the first 10 second I first saw her. Now it's just old.

On an equally bad note, how about the new Geico commercials with the stack of money with eyeballs. These are beyond stupid. Please make it stop! I can't believe Geico actually paid money (probably way too much) to an advertising firm to come up with an idea and this was the best they could come up with?? AND GEICO APPROVED THIS??? :?:

The FreeCreditReport.com ones with the teenagers playing their terrible garage band music is getting old as well.

On a local Houston channel, they have these commercials for Cancer Treatment Centers of America. At the top of the screen there is this sentence that states: "These results are not typical. You should not expect to experience these results". So in other words: "We'll gladly take your money, try to save you, but you're probably a freakin' goner anyway." And here's the kicker...MD Anderson here in Houston is probably in the top 2 or 3 for being the best cancer hospital in the entire U.S. I know if I'm getting cancer, that's where I'm going. Cancer Treatment Centers of America don't even have a hospital in Houston!! The closest is in Phoenix. Why are these people trying to compete with MD Anderson by trying to get you to go to some place in Phoenix? Which probably isn't even covered under your insurance anyway??!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:49 am
by TRAGChick
I hear you, bruthah. 8)

Have you seen this? I swear - this chick thinks she's Christina Aguilera. :lol: :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4W2oPDW4Yw

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:00 am
by TRAGChick
Here's a really recent one....no bad, necessarily; just....um....BIZARRE. :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:22 am
by NealIsGod
Those Geico ads are stupid. Bring back the cavemen!

I hate the Hallmark commercial where the wife gives her husband a card and they have an '80's fantasy of him on stage with long hair playing a faggy REO Speedwagon song.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:03 am
by StoneCold
The fact they bug enough for us to remember them (hate them) means they're working. One thing about Geico is you don't forget theirs. Stupid or not.

The cavemen were the best. I can't stand the gecko or the eyeballs. What about the aflack duck. LOL

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:26 am
by FishinMagician
you don't wanna bang erin esurance?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:27 am
by NealIsGod
FishinMagician wrote:you don't wanna bang erin esurance?


Just with my fists.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:53 am
by KenTheDude
TRAGChick wrote:Here's a really recent one....no bad, necessarily; just....um....BIZARRE. :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY


That one was actually kinda funny. But I could see where it would get old if I saw it at every commercial break.

I remember when I lived in Germany in the late '70s. On German TV, there were no commercials during the program. After the program, there would be about 20 minutes or so worth of commercials mixed in with short cartoons.