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This thread wouldnt exist if it wasnt for Tito! Here is to Tito, One of the coolest peeps around and one of the biggest fans of J-BOYZZZZ....
"This is a real fan!" - Jonathan Cain to Tito, signing "Piano With a View" backstage at Arie Crown Theatre 10/17/98

Dont lock this Androo....

Happy birthday, and where've you been lately?

Hmmmmm
Strange but Stevew2's congrats post to Tito is gone,,, so is Michigan Girls.....

Guess modest Tito went to Tbone ,,,

Behshad wrote:Hmmmmm
Strange but Stevew2's congrats post to Tito is gone,,, so is Michigan Girls.....

Guess modest Tito went to Tbone ,,,

Tito Banned us from his Birthday thread?!?

Michigan Girl wrote:

Behshad wrote:Hmmmmm
Strange but Stevew2's congrats post to Tito is gone,,, so is Michigan Girls.....

Guess modest Tito went to Tbone ,,,

Tito Banned us from his Birthday thread?!?

I think he didnt want everyone to know he was born right between Friga&Fro

Happy Birthday Tito !

happy birthday to you and your richard simmons type person

Happy Birthday Tito! Where ya been? I miss using this smiley.

....He's the one who is fascinated with boobies! I call him, TIT-o by-the-way.

Hey there, Happy B-day Tit-o ole man! I wish you nothin' but good times, Jack Daniels and great shag with a wonderful person or woman or man or man-child or Turkish African Bolivian West Indian stunted growth hairy half man half Hobbit with only one foot an extra testicle and a love for rancid pork, whomever you prefer.

Go at it, my man. Have a blast! Hey, better yet, do something out of the ordinary, well, I am assuming it is out of the ordinary. Go get yourself f**cking stinking drunk, all right? Okay I mean, off your ass, then go to a strip club, jump on stage, make sure the bouncer's busy BTW, and work that pole like it's nobody's business! You don't have to be a pro at it, but spice it up a bit and pull your pants down and let the patrons shove bills into your underwear, or panties or bloomers, whichever you're into. Okay, then you make enough money, you see, to bail yourself out of jail. All right, now that next morning you wake up, you're out of jail and at home, you brush the loose pube hairs from your teeth, won't ask, don't tell, go to your computer to write your cell mate and new best "buddy" Chardonay Rashawn and look back with fond memories of a b-day well done and $3.00 extra dollars in your pocket! Good show Tit-o my man, salute!

Clearly I don't know anything about you, Mr. Tit-o, I have no idea if you are in fact more normal than you give off. I am assuming, however, that your sense of humor is just as slightly wicked as a lot of folks, therefore, consider my b-day greeting to you a tribute rather than an insult. Har...snort...tee...MBPL

MBPL wrote:....He's the one who is fascinated with boobies! I call him, TIT-o by-the-way.

Hey there, Happy B-day Tit-o ole man! I wish you nothin' but good times, Jack Daniels and great shag with a wonderful person or woman or man or man-child or Turkish African Bolivian West Indian stunted growth hairy half man half Hobbit with only one foot an extra testicle and a love for rancid pork, whomever you prefer.

Go at it, my man. Have a blast! Hey, better yet, do something out of the ordinary, well, I am assuming it is out of the ordinary. Go get yourself f**cking stinking drunk, all right? Okay I mean, off your ass, then go to a strip club, jump on stage, make sure the bouncer's busy BTW, and work that pole like it's nobody's business! You don't have to be a pro at it, but spice it up a bit and pull your pants down and let the patrons shove bills into your underwear, or panties or bloomers, whichever you're into. Okay, then you make enough money, you see, to bail yourself out of jail. All right, now that next morning you wake up, you're out of jail and at home, you brush the loose pube hairs from your teeth, won't ask, don't tell, go to your computer to write your cell mate and new best "buddy" Chardonay Rashawn and look back with fond memories of a b-day well done and $3.00 extra dollars in your pocket! Good show Tit-o my man, salute!

Clearly I don't know anything about you, Mr. Tit-o, I have no idea if you are in fact more normal than you give off. I am assuming, however, that your sense of humor is just as slightly wicked as a lot of folks, therefore, consider my b-day greeting to you a tribute rather than an insult. Har...snort...tee...MBPL

Tito is bald, drinks milk ,eats snickers,drives shitty cars and and likes gay artests

stevew2 wrote:Tito is bald, drinks milk ,eats snickers,drives shitty cars and and likes gay artests

i used to not like the guy .. but dang.. this sounds like ME!!! today i played an old cassette of Sam Harris!!! in my '91 Honda..

gpt trs;// i mean .. for real....

.. hey steve.. does gas station corn dogs equate to trash food like snickers???

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

stevew2 wrote:Tito is bald, drinks milk ,eats snickers,drives shitty cars and and likes gay artests

i used to not like the guy .. but dang.. this sounds like ME!!! today i played an old cassette of Sam Harris!!! in my '91 Honda..

gpt trs;// i mean .. for real....

.. hey steve.. does gas station corn dogs equate to trash food like snickers???

He gets them half price at the family dollar and sells them for a buck 25,and eats whats left over,buys milk on the 9 th day before it expires, that cheap little prick

Happy Belated Birthday Tito Hope you had a great day

I have a question... was it really Tito's birthday? Or was this just Behshad being up to no good?

If it really was, then Happy Birthday Tito!!

If not, then, Behshad.... shame shame.

Was it his birthday?

...Hope it was a good'un, Gramps.
Go spin WCB and eat cake.

It was not my birtday. I did not go to the moderators either.

Guess I mustve been lookin at a different Tito's license then

Behshad wrote:Guess I mustve been lookin at a different Tito's license then

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I have a question... was it really Tito's birthday? Or was this just Behshad being up to no good?

Ok... I got my question answered.

Tito wrote:It was not my birtday. I did not go to the moderators either.

You can still go eat cake.

Oh who eff cares ... let's just celebrate Tito in general ... for hanging in there and being who he is and contributing to the wonderful insanity of this e-community.

DrFU wrote:let's just celebrate Tito in general

Uh oh... an appreciation thread?
You're not gonna get a gold star for class participation today, Fu.
Professor Wombat might frown.

But ok, why not... yay Tito!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

DrFU wrote:let's just celebrate Tito in general

Uh oh... an appreciation thread?
You're not gonna get a gold star for class participation today, Fu.
Professor Wombat might frown.

But ok, why not... yay Tito!

Yay topic renamed

When is Clerks three coming out Tito?

Tito deserves appreciation for taking continual abuse on here for his super fan adoration (or obsession some might say) of Jonathan Cain and still not permanently bailing from MR. Most super fans would bail and go to happy land, the Jonathan Cain website, but not Tito.

Jana wrote:Tito deserves appreciation for taking continual abuse on here for his super fan adoration (or obsession some might say) of Jonathan Cain and still not permanently bailing from MR. Most super fans would bail and go to happy land, the Jonathan Cain website, but not Tito.

He s got a sick mind. This is him suckin up to McCain

stevew2 wrote:

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

stevew2 wrote:Tito is bald, drinks milk ,eats snickers,drives shitty cars and and likes gay artests

i used to not like the guy .. but dang.. this sounds like ME!!! today i played an old cassette of Sam Harris!!! in my '91 Honda..

gpt trs;// i mean .. for real....

.. hey steve.. does gas station corn dogs equate to trash food like snickers???

He gets them half price at the family dollar and sells them for a buck 25,and eats whats left over,buys milk on the 9 th day before it expires, that cheap little prick

You slay me Dude, no one makes me laugh like you. Thanks.

Congradulations Tito, for taking more ribbing than most that dish it out would take. Happy you matter enough to annoy day! We love your silly self.