I don't have any since I am such a good girl. I did a search thing though to find something and there are just too many to pick from

I found his goodbye to Monker though, and that was a good one:
Jun 3rd, 2007 (wow, how time flies

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"No Monker, YOU were out of line by once again swooping down from your perch up high and addressing us mere mortals with your "Moderrating Message Boards 101" BS.
You only ever complain about how the board is run, yet contribute ZERO.
You are NOT an active member of this community, but one who has been shown up as a whining little school boy who isn't liked by the other kids.
If you contributed more than the occasional sarcastic post about how forums should be run, then perhaps someone might show you a little respect.
Go get yourself your own board and run it how you see fit, cause your time here is up.
Goodbye."