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OT: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:33 pm
by T-Bone
Hahahahaha...


ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

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TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) 6 Pages


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:53 pm
by Don
Billy Mays needs to kick his ass.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:59 pm
by Rhiannon
This is one of the funnier stories in recent news memory. I was lmao'ing at this on the train when my friend was telling me about it. Well, serves him right... no good can come of sticking your tounge in a hooker's mouth.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:16 pm
by T-Bone
She aparently wasn't too WoW'd by his sham.... :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:26 pm
by Voyager
Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:42 pm
by T-Bone
She didn't want his tongue in her mouth, but she probably would have been ok with the pecker in there.... :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:27 pm
by ebake02
Gunbot wrote:Billy Mays needs to kick his ass.

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I see Billy Mays and another one of these TV salesman are getting their own show on Discovery Channel. I think its called Pitchmen or something like that.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:45 pm
by Behshad
Rhiannon wrote:This is one of the funnier stories in recent news memory. I was lmao'ing at this on the train when my friend was telling me about it. Well, serves him right... no good can come of sticking your tounge in a hooker's mouth.


lmao doesn't need that extra "ing" :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:01 pm
by mmberry301
ebake02 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Billy Mays needs to kick his ass.

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I see Billy Mays and another one of these TV salesman are getting their own show on Discovery Channel. I think its called Pitchmen or something like that.


Okay I say these two duke it out in another celebrity boxing special. So besides the ones that have already happened. Which people would you want to see beat the crap out of each other..I'll start.

Richard Dawson vs. Bob Barker (remember barker has the reach LOL)
Steve Perry vs. Peter Cetera (I hope SP wins this one actually)
David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar (toss up really)
Octomom vs. 'I need 100 million tramp'

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:23 pm
by KDOUBLEU
Voyager wrote:Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)
She put her shirt on backwards.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:34 pm
by Behshad
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Voyager wrote:Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)
She put her shirt on backwards.

:lol:
I think the shirt is fine, its her thats backwards...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:30 am
by KenTheDude
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Voyager wrote:Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)
She put her shirt on backwards.


Inside-out too.

Re: OT: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:32 am
by KenTheDude
WTF is he wearing? A hospital gown with Joan Rivers' fur coat??

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:06 am
by StevePerryHair
Behshad wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Voyager wrote:Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)
She put her shirt on backwards.

:lol:
I think the shirt is fine, its her thats backwards...


Yeah, maybe her head spins :shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:42 am
by Voyager
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote:
Voyager wrote:Here is the hooker:

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Sham WOW :shock:

He's lucky she didn't bite his pecker off.

8)
She put her shirt on backwards.

:lol:
I think the shirt is fine, its her thats backwards...


Yeah, maybe her head spins :shock: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:16 am
by Jubilee
Well, this isn't good, but it could have been soooo much worse. Look on the bright side, it could have been a transvestite hooker ala Danny Bonaduce... :shock:

See? Coulda been MUCH worse. :D

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:01 am
by weatherman90
Billy Mays was on Leno last night, it was pretty funny. He's transformed into a cult icon!

Re: OT: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:23 am
by Rip Rokken
T-Bone wrote:Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.


Oh, HELL no... I had someone do that to me about 10 years ago (yes, we were both drunk), and it was one of the most painful and scary things I can remember. I believe I actually had a clenched fist and have never come so close to hitting a girl in my life. Real panic mode for a few seconds. What the hell are these people thinking?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:36 am
by bluejeangirl76
Behshad wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This is one of the funnier stories in recent news memory. I was lmao'ing at this on the train when my friend was telling me about it. Well, serves him right... no good can come of sticking your tounge in a hooker's mouth.


lmao doesn't need that extra "ing" :wink:


Would "L'ing MAO" be more acceptable to you? :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:37 am
by T-Bone
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:33 am
by Shadowsong
Maybe she found out that he shorted her $70 bucks & wasn't throwing in a ShamWow...

:twisted:

Re: OT: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:16 am
by PDiddy75
T-Bone wrote:Hahahahaha...


ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

Friday Photo Fun V Results


TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) 6 Pages


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BOOM BOOM! Crackhead?? Whos a crackhead??? :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:
What a hot mess he is! Maybe he should get hisself the "Snuggie" or "Snuggly" whatever these fools are sellin now! Its not a blanket with arms...its a fuckin ROBE!!! :twisted:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:52 pm
by T-Bone

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:24 pm
by Voyager
T-Bone wrote:She took a little beating

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DAMN!!! He really sham-wowed the fuck out of her face!!

:shock:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:26 pm
by T-Bone
He did all that while she still had his licker clamped in her cocksucker :lol: To do the math here... She BITES down, he hits her, she's STILL clamped on, She's hurt and he's hurting more. He basically is injuring himself more by beating on her :? No Win Situation.......

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:03 pm
by Rip Rokken
There's either something more to the story or the chick is insane. Can't think of any reason under the sun someone would persist in chomping down on someone's tongue while he's trying to defend himself unless they were defending themselves first. The story as-is makes no sense unless she was cracked out and hallucinating.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:27 am
by brywool
Okay, I'm thinking...

Can we arrange some kind of Sting operation that has

Shamwow Guy
The Yeller Oxy Guy
YOU CAN DO IT GUY
Richard Simmons
Stop the Insanity (Girl?)

All getting busted for ANYTHING and put away for life.

WHO'S WITH ME!!!!

Please pick up your torch and Pitchforks as you're leaving the building...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:01 am
by Rip Rokken
brywool wrote:Stop the Insanity (Girl?)


Susan Powter!!! She's actually pretty nice looking these days.

http://www.susanpowteronline.com/

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:13 am
by bluejeangirl76
brywool wrote:Okay, I'm thinking...

Can we arrange some kind of Sting operation that has

Shamwow Guy
The Yeller Oxy Guy
YOU CAN DO IT GUY
Richard Simmons
Stop the Insanity (Girl?)

All getting busted for ANYTHING and put away for life.

WHO'S WITH ME!!!!

Please pick up your torch and Pitchforks as you're leaving the building...


The Juicer Guy, too.

But the worst one of all is that colon cleansing guy with the creepy pencil-thin mustache. He's GOT to go.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:21 am
by Rhiannon
bluejeangirl76 wrote:But the worst one of all is that colon cleansing guy with the creepy pencil-thin mustache. He's GOT to go.

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Is that the same guy who does the self-detox colon stuff that you only ever see at 5am? :lol: