MR

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:52 pm**

I was always told that if I pulled a face and the wind changed my face would stay like that. I'm 40 years old and I still kinda believe it.

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Now playing: The Platters - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:53 pm**

Let's see...

Besides the usual holiday lies?

I dunno.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:56 pm**

Deacon wrote:Let's see...

Besides the usual holiday lies?

I dunno.

What are the usual holiday lies? Do you mean something like "yes this is Disneyland" when your at the county fair?

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Now playing: Jefferson Starship - Keep on Dreamin'

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:58 pm**

Like Santa, The Easter Bunny, etc.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:59 pm**

My Granny always said if I leaned against the sink while I washed dishes that it meant I'd end up marrying a drunk.
I've accepted this fate as I've never been able to break that habit.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:08 pm**

Finish you piano lessons, not all piano players are gay,.... Friga

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:10 pm**

My Granny said to quit drinking all the time or I would eventually be stuck with a broad who leans on the sink when she does the dishes....

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:15 pm**

if i didn't quit frowning my face would be stuck with it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:16 pm**

mikemarrs wrote:if i didn't quit frowning my face would be stuck with it.

That isn't a lie!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:21 pm**

Maui Tom wrote:My Granny said to quit drinking all the time or I would eventually be stuck with a broad who leans on the sink when she does the dishes....

Cute, Thomas. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:23 pm**

Rhiannon wrote:My Granny always said if I leaned against the sink while I washed dishes that it meant I'd end up marrying a drunk.
I've accepted this fate as I've never been able to break that habit.

Sh*t!

Wish my granny done told me that 20 years ago. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:35 pm**

Stop spending so much time in front of the mirror. Looks aren't important. :roll:

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:37 pm**

If you masterbate you will go blind

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:51 pm**

Deb wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:My Granny always said if I leaned against the sink while I washed dishes that it meant I'd end up marrying a drunk.
I've accepted this fate as I've never been able to break that habit.

Sh*t! Wish my granny done told me that 20 years ago.

Ditto

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:08 pm**

LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you masterbate you will go blind

I am guessing you found out this was a lie when you were quite young, right Steve?

can posts in bold, i cant read it

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:14 pm**

When I was really little my mom told me her sanitary pads were candy bars. :shock:

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:06 am**

stevew2 wrote:If you masterbate you will go blind

I do need some pretty strong perscription glasses to see.... :shock:

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:08 am**

Dancing leads to pregnancy?

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:10 am**

KDOUBLEU wrote:Dancing leads to pregnancy?

One way or another, it does! :lol:

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:15 am**

G.I.Jim wrote:
KDOUBLEU wrote:Dancing leads to pregnancy?

One way or another, it does!

I guess it wasnt a lie after all!

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:22 am**

. . . that eating raw cookie dough would give me worms. I suppose she meant salmonella or something like that, but 'worms' had way more impact!

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:04 am**

If you swallow a watermellon seed it will grow in your stomach.

If someone sweeps under your feet you will never get married.........what a myth.......LOL!

If you make an ugly face it might freeze that way some day.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:15 pm**

My mom told me that Steve Perry is God.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:43 pm**

steveo777 wrote:My mom told me that Steve Perry is God.

Oh yeah? Next thing you'll be telling me there is no Santa......... :roll:

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:37 pm**

When I was a small boy I lost my bendable Gumby on the Dumbo ride at Disneyland. Next morning when I woke up there was Gumby kicking back in my room. When I asked my mom how he got there she said, "He missed you, so he walked home." I believed her.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:33 pm**

When I was three, my Dad told me my missing goldfish had taken a bus to visit his grandmother interstate for a holiday. Made perfect sense at the time.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:36 pm**

I was also told by my grandmother that I'll go blind if I should start to "bopp my bologna", so to speak.

MR

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