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Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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Hey, he who smelt it dealt it is a valid legal strategy in Texas, right?

Rhiannon wrote:Hey, he who smelt it dealt it is a valid legal strategy in Texas, right?

I doubt we could put together a jury that would vote for conviction ...

Rhiannon wrote:Hey, he who smelt it dealt it is a valid legal strategy in Texas, right?

Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That must have been one helluva fart... to cause someone to toss a knife... maybe he was trying to "cut it"....

DrFU wrote: Waco police say a fight over flatulence ...

Ok your title was misleading, Linda.

A "fight over flatulence" and a "flatulence fight" paint two very different images.
I was hoping for a much more entertaining topic here.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

DrFU wrote: Waco police say a fight over flatulence ...

Ok your title was misleading, Linda.

A "fight over flatulence" and a "flatulence fight" paint two very different images.
I was hoping for a much more entertaining topic here.

Exactly what I was thinking. A fight over flatulence...quite understandable. Happens every day. A flatulence fight...now that's something else entirely.

Beans Beans........ Musical Fruit......

T-Bone wrote:Beans Beans........ Musical Fruit......

...the more you eat, the more likely you are to end up in the emergency room because your roomy tried to knife you...wait, that's not how that rhyme goes..

This thread stinks.

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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Hey, where is JFB? You forgot > ......

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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This kind of wierd stuff goes on all the time, Oh the storys I could tell.

KDOUBLEU wrote:

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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This kind of wierd stuff goes on all the time, Oh the storys I could tell.

What? You mean you too have a flatulence-related knife fight story??

Somehow I pictured something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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This kind of wierd stuff goes on all the time, Oh the storys I could tell.

What? You mean you too have a flatulence-related knife fight story??

I have a story about a guy who died in his house and his cats ate him!! Good story!

KDOUBLEU wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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This kind of wierd stuff goes on all the time, Oh the storys I could tell.

What? You mean you too have a flatulence-related knife fight story??

I have a story about a guy who died in his house and his cats ate him!! Good story!

Prolly was the cats that done the old boy in. I have always been very suspicious of cats. Sneaky little bastards.

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:

DrFU wrote:Since JFB seems to be taking a vacation as our weird news source:

WACO, Texas — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.

A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/g ... Fight.html

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This kind of wierd stuff goes on all the time, Oh the storys I could tell.

What? You mean you too have a flatulence-related knife fight story??

I have a story about a guy who died in his house and his cats ate him!! Good story!

Prolly was the cats that done the old boy in. I have always been very suspicious of cats. Sneaky little bastards.

Dont let them lick you that just means theyre trying to see how you would taste.

KDOUBLEU wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:I have a story about a guy who died in his house and his cats ate him!! Good story!

Prolly was the cats that done the old boy in. I have always been very suspicious of cats. Sneaky little bastards.

Dont let them lick you that just means theyre trying to see how you would taste.

Craig Ferson quote:

"You die alone in your house, your cat will eat you."

A cat trying to get to Ferguson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRwyq2GvUSc

StoneCold wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

KDOUBLEU wrote:I have a story about a guy who died in his house and his cats ate him!! Good story!

Prolly was the cats that done the old boy in. I have always been very suspicious of cats. Sneaky little bastards.

Dont let them lick you that just means theyre trying to see how you would taste.

Craig Ferson quote:

"You die alone in your house, your cat will eat you."
A cat trying to get to Ferguson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRwyq2GvUSc

And there you have it. I love Craig Ferguson. Too bad I rarely get to stay up late enough to see his show.

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

StoneCold wrote:

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

we have enough of these to have a genre?

DrFU wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

we have enough of these to have a genre?

or maybe a subspecies...

DrFU wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

we have enough of these to have a genre?

They're not common but do seep in quietly and make their presence known usually resulting in unfavorable reactions.

StoneCold wrote:

DrFU wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

we have enough of these to have a genre?

They're not common but do seep in quietly and make their presence known usually resulting in unfavorable reactions.

the threads or the farts?

Arianddu wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

DrFU wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

la michelona wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Only in Texas.......... If it was murder, would it have been a silent but deadly?

That's why we commonly refer to that town as Wacko, Texas.

Wacko Waco, that's the first thing I thought when I read the op. Was gonna lead with it before I remembered GB likes to call fart threads stinky.

we have enough of these to have a genre?

They're not common but do seep in quietly and make their presence known usually resulting in unfavorable reactions.

the threads or the farts?