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OT - The Delta Smelt

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:32 am
by StoneCold
Interesting article from a blog I read:

Beauty and the smelt
By Frank Girardot on April 21, 2009

I spent much of the past four days driving around California.

It felt like I was living that old Hank Snow song:

I've been everywhere man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Crossed the deserts bare
Travel ... I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to:
San Jose, Saratoga, Santa Cruz, Sacramento, Los Gatos, Davenport, Buttonwillow, San Francisco, Bakersfield, Stockton, Lodi, Fresno.

Well, maybe not Fresno ...

If there was anything to take away from the trip, it was the feeling that we live in a beautiful state, which is a reason to be a proud.

The thought has occurred to me often, but most of those instances were during good economic times.

(Sigh).

Even though it's beautiful, California is also broken.

I think I saw some proof of that in the Central Valley Thursday. On the 5 Freeway just south of Los Banos what looked like thousands of campesinos marched alongside the California Aqueduct. Many held signs that said "Agua = Vida."

After stopping to watch from a vista point and then reading more about it in the Fresno Bee, I learned the marchers are angry that water deliveries from the Sacramento Delta will be cut off to tons of farms in the western San Joaquin Valley.

All because of a tiny fish known as the delta smelt. This little beast, that's apparently endangered, has already wrecked its share of havoc here in the Southland. Because of environmental protections, we will have to reduce our usage by 10percent and pay more for it this summer.

A federal judge ordered the protection. Californians are powerless to stop it.

In the Central Valley, protection of the smelt will result in thousands of acres going fallow and hundreds of layoffs. That means farms which provide food to much of the nation will be producing less fruits, nuts and vegetables.

Which in turn means we'll be paying higher prices at the grocery store or simply importing more from Mexico and South American countries, which probably don't care too much about endangered, tiny fish.

When is that same federal judge going to step in and order the state to protect endangered jobs and family farms?

If this judge was around 10,000 years ago he probably would have ordered the La Brea tar pits boarded up. Then, saber-toothed cats, dire wolves and wooly mammoths too stupid to take care of themselves would be saved from extinction.

Imagine living in that California!

Here's what the state Department of Fish and Game says about the smelt:

"Delta smelt are found only in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Estuary (the area where the Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers flow into San Francisco Bay. ... The threats to the population are multiple and synergistic."

Whatever that means.

Here's what the state Department of Food and Agriculture says about protecting farms and jobs in California:

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Can you hear the nonendangered crickets?

http://www.insidesocal.com/sgvcrime/

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:35 am
by Michigan Girl
I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:36 am
by StoneCold
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

Image

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:39 am
by Don
Those are those little fried fish you see in the Filipno Store right? You get a big bag and eat them like potato chips when drinking beer.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:42 am
by Michigan Girl
StoneCold wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

Image


Nope!!! :wink:

http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-19 ... --,00.html

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:37 am
by larryfromnextdoor
who smelt it delt it ..

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:40 am
by walkslikealady
Humans trump fish...even if I don't eat 'em (fish that is). :?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:43 am
by StevePerryHair
Michigan Girl wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

Image


Nope!!! :wink:

http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-19 ... --,00.html


I always loved Smelt too. My Italian family used to batter and deep fry them I think around the holidays. I haven't had them since I was a kid though.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:51 am
by Jubilee
:oops:

I so thought this was going to be another thread about flatulence. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:55 pm
by StoneCold
Jubilee wrote::oops:

I so thought this was going to be another thread about flatulence. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was trying to place the "dealt it smelt it" phrase when I typed up the thread. Of course, Larry comes through for us.

Funny how the topic fits the phrase, "delta smelt". :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:29 am
by Tito
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:05 am
by Michigan Girl
Tito wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.


Perhaps you're not holding your mouth right?!?! :wink:

Served in a restaurant? I have never heard of such!!!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:57 am
by la michelona
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:59 am
by Don
Smelt - A poor man's caviar

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:28 am
by Rip Rokken
larryfromnextdoor wrote:who smelt it delt it ..

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I KNEW there had to be a fart joke in here somewhere!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:34 pm
by Michigan Girl
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:06 pm
by stevew2
Tito wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.
You ate them retarded fishes, that explains it all bobbler

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:09 pm
by la michelona
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:37 pm
by Michigan Girl
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:42 pm
by la michelona
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:


:lol: don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:04 pm
by stevew2
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:


:lol: don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties :lol:
I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:26 pm
by Michigan Girl
stevew2 wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:


:lol: don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties :lol:
I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch


Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!? :wink:
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!! :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:31 pm
by stevew2
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:


:lol: don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties :lol:
I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch


Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!? :wink:
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!! :wink:
Id like to see ya even more in 5 inch blades

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:06 am
by la michelona
stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I LOVE smelt!!!! :wink:


You are such a Michigan girl. :D

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!? :wink:


lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories... :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol....Iceholes?!?!? :wink:


:lol: don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties :lol:
I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch


Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!? :wink:
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!! :wink:
Id like to see ya even more in 5 inch blades


Yap, ya missed out. My dad and both my grandfathers used to go over to Gull Lake for that because there were just specks, blue gill, bass and perch in Thornapple. You take a line with several hooks, rig it to a bicycle wheel, attach a bobber, and send it down about 100 feet. I was on blades myself because I was a tad bit accident prone and would have ended up with all the hooks in me. :lol: