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Lately, as evidenced by the countless blowups, dustups and fuckups on this Board, it seems to me that a little levity and humility is in order.

So this is my attempt, and it could be lame or it could turn out to be downright genius I don't know, but I am one who doesn't know the word cautious, so what the Hell?

This is a thread to roast Andrew. He has a sense of humour and will take it all in stride. So feel free to get off a good blast at this rascally little fucker.

I will start, but rest assured I will be back with a much longer, well written insult or 50 but that will come later.

I hear Andrew has a big cock. Someone told me it was about 9 inches long. I did the math and that comes out to an inch for every IQ point.

Cocksucker!

Andrew's giddier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

Rockindeano wrote:Lately, as evidenced by the countless blowups, dustups and fuckups on this Board, it seems to me that a little levity and humility is in order.

So this is my attempt, and it could be lame or it could turn out to be downright genius I don't know, but I am one who doesn't know the word cautious, so what the Hell?

This is a thread to roast Andrew. He has a sense of humour and will take it all in stride. So feel free to get off a good blast at this rascally little fucker.

I will start, but rest assured I will be back with a much longer, well written insult or 50 but that will come later.

I hear Andrew has a big cock. Someone told me it was about 9 inches long. I did the math and that comes out to an inch for every IQ point.

Cocksucker!

So would that make him some kind of missing link, some variant of womabatapithicus that has cheated evolution and survived in the dung traps of Tasmania, presumably in an underground lair, relying on discarded vegemite spread and Cascade Bitter as subsistence?

I have a feeling this thread won't end well.

NealIsGod wrote:I have a feeling this thread won't end well.

You of all people could really contribute here. I was hoping you would. That syphilitic rodent Down Under doesn't need an Escape, as he said the other day. I swear to Christ if I have another dream of Andrew naked in my shower with the dog, I am going to the doctor.

Rockindeano wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:I have a feeling this thread won't end well.

You of all people could really contribute here. I was hoping you would. That syphilitic rodent Down Under doesn't need an Escape, as he said the other day. I swear to Christ if I have another dream of Andrew naked in my shower with the dog, I am going to the doctor.

Well, Carla is working on her Master's in Psych. Perhaps she'll give you a free analysis of that one!

I just came upon this little bit of info concerning our local Diprotodontia relation.

The wombat's primary defence is its toughened rear hide with most of the posterior made of cartilage. This, combined with its lack of a meaningful tail, makes it difficult for any predator that follows the wombat into its tunnel to bite and injure its target. When attacked, wombats dive into a nearby tunnel, using their rump to block a pursuing attacker. They may allow an intruder to force its head over the wombat's back and then use its powerful legs to crush the skull of the predator against the roof of the tunnel.

This is quite an intelligent creature.

Before I introduce Andrew, let me introduce a few people who admire and revere him.




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oh well here’s Andrew.

Andrew is secretly in love with Jon Friga,he has all his Solo cds, and every Babys album produced. He hates it when I make Leonard cry

I love you to Andrew

Gunbot wrote:using their rump to block a pursuing attacker.

What's so odd... I do that, too.

Gunbot wrote: then use its powerful legs to crush the skull of the predator

Now this one, I'll have to try. Seems like a good idea though.

Rockindeano wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:I have a feeling this thread won't end well.

You of all people could really contribute here. I was hoping you would. That syphilitic rodent Down Under doesn't need an Escape, as he said the other day. I swear to Christ if I have another dream of Andrew naked in my shower with the dog, I am going to the doctor.

I had to go get my tux from the cleaners. Back now.

Many of you wanna know why Andrew was nicknamed The Wombat.

Cause just like a wombat , he eats, roots and leaves .

Andrew mama so fat she done tripped over on 4th Ave, and she landed on 12th.

That's all I got, yo.

StoneCold wrote:Andrew's giddier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

...Seriously, folks. Andrew is giddier than Richard Simmons with front row seats at the Ice Capades.

Is this back again . Seems like Deano (or maybe it was Behshad) started one of these threads not too long ago.

The MelodicRock Journey forum....what a crappy read. Endless entries from women professing their eternal, panty-soaked love for Steve Perry. It's like reading Andrew's diary circa 1983.

annie89509 wrote:Is this back again . Seems like Deano (or maybe it was Behshad) started one of these threads not too long ago.

Not me pal , not me.
And I dont remember anyone else starting a thread like this either,,, You must be thinking of Tito's appreciation threads,,,

Behshad wrote:

annie89509 wrote:Is this back again . Seems like Deano (or maybe it was Behshad) started one of these threads not too long ago.

Not me pal , not me.
And I dont remember anyone else starting a thread like this either,,, You must be thinking of Tito's appreciation threads,,,

no? I could swear it was something similar in this vein. Tito did have a bunch of appreciation threads

Andrews baby picture

stevew2 wrote:Andrews baby picture

You find the funniest pics, SW2.
The kid looks drunk, too.

annie89509 wrote:

stevew2 wrote:Andrews baby picture

You find the funniest pics, SW2.
The kid looks drunk, too.

here is mine

Rockindeano wrote:Lately, as evidenced by the countless blowups, dustups and fuckups on this Board, it seems to me that a little levity and humility is in order.

So this is my attempt, and it could be lame or it could turn out to be downright genius I don't know, but I am one who doesn't know the word cautious, so what the Hell?

This is a thread to roast Andrew. He has a sense of humour and will take it all in stride. So feel free to get off a good blast at this rascally little fucker.

I will start, but rest assured I will be back with a much longer, well written insult or 50 but that will come later.

I hear Andrew has a big cock. Someone told me it was about 9 inches long. I did the math and that comes out to an inch for every IQ point.

Cocksucker!

what a kiss up

stevew2 wrote:Andrews baby picture

That's not a roast picture. That there is a fact.

Okay lets see if i have this roast thing down.




I often find the best way to enjoy one of Andrew's reviews is by never reading it in the first place.

StoneCold wrote:

stevew2 wrote:Andrews baby picture

That's not a roast picture. That there is a fact.

THIS is Andrew's baby pic--

yulog wrote:Okay lets see if i have this roast thing down.




I often find the best way to enjoy one of Andrew's reviews is by never reading it in the first place.

Spot on Yulie. Andrew's reviews are for the deaf.

That fucker knows not to review a certain album out right now.

epresley wrote:

StoneCold wrote:

stevew2 wrote:Andrews baby picture

That's not a roast picture. That there is a fact.

THIS is Andrew's baby pic--

Thats gross, looks like they just had sex

What's on the menu at this Roast?

one time Andrew lost his trunks while swimming at the beach,, several people tried to retrieve it, but it
was eaten by a shrimp.. .