I am not Steve Perry so stop it................

Okay okay I am damn sick and tired of all the panties and male underwear I get everyday at my PO BOX. I know the SOB WHO gave out my address!!!
I am not Steve Perry and I do not look like him either, unless I am wearing my sun glasses from Ross Dress for Less and the photo is black and white and you hit me at a side angle.....ANYWAY
But for christ sake I am not steve so quit sending me letters and marriage proposals. Even got one from Clay Aiken!!

I am not Steve Perry and I do not look like him either, unless I am wearing my sun glasses from Ross Dress for Less and the photo is black and white and you hit me at a side angle.....ANYWAY
But for christ sake I am not steve so quit sending me letters and marriage proposals. Even got one from Clay Aiken!!