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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then e very day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

lol...no man could possibly be dumb enough to say that without a fucking suit of armor on.

That's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

Well, stuffing your bra with toilet paper will yield the same result.

RossValoryRocks wrote:THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then e very day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

That is wrong! Hysterically funny................. But wrong!

This must have been the stupid man...


A man walks up behind his wife one day and gives her a squeeze on the ass. "You know," he says, "if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your girdle." His wife is unimpressed with the comment, but doesn't dignify it with a response.

The next morning, the man wakes up and begins fondling his wife's breast. "You know, if you firmed these up a bit, we could get rid of your bra," he says.

Outraged, his wife rolls over, grabs his penis and retorts, "Maybe if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your brother!"

bluejeangirl76 wrote:This must have been the stupid man...





A man walks up behind his wife one day and gives her a squeeze on the ass. "You know," he says, "if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your girdle." His wife is unimpressed with the comment, but doesn't dignify it with a response.

The next morning, the man wakes up and begins fondling his wife's breast. "You know, if you firmed these up a bit, we could get rid of your bra," he says.

Outraged, his wife rolls over, grabs his penis and retorts, "Maybe if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your brother!"

The tp joke was my uncle's favorite, he tricked my aunt into that one. "Did you hear about the new way to get your boobs to grow?" Heh. I think it's hilarious.