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After performing a number at the Tony Awards last night, Brett Michaels walked into a descending wall and was knocked down. There's one report that said his nose was broken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBC ... r_embedded

I hope his wig/extensions didn't come off.

Jana wrote:I hope his wig/extensions didn't come off.

After that shitty lip-sync I hope he got a real good whack on the head.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about one of those Rock of Love chicks finally coming to her senses and stomping the p!ss out of Bett Michaels.

Oh it's SO terrible of me, but I laughed very hard when I saw this!
Glad he wasn't hurt bad- some of those drops are heavy as hell!

I know I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny as hell and I needed that this morning! Thanks Brett!

(relax, I wouldn't be enjoying it if he was hurt badly... and for that stupid Rock of Love show alone he deserves a little bit of a boot to the head... but a big ass wall will do. I gotta go watch that again )

bluejeangirl76 wrote::lol:

I know I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny as hell and I needed that this morning! Thanks Brett!

Couldn't help it either, almost looked like a cartoon fall or something. Dang that looks like it had to have hurt though.

That was friggin funny... I had to watch it twice. I'm glad he wasn't hurt.

Bret's Tour Manager called the Opie and Anthony show this morning and says Bret sustained some minor injuries, including a broken nose.
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=355703

Very funny, but why was he preforming at the Tonys in the first place?

Rock singer Bret Michaels had a run-in with some stage scenery at the Tony Awards.

Michaels, star of the reality show "Rock of Love," took to the stage with his hair-metal band Poison during the telecast's opening production number, featuring performances from the season's Broadway musicals.

They performed "Nothin' But a Good Time" with the cast of "Rock of Ages," and as Michaels exited the stage, a descending set piece smacked him on the head and knocked him to the ground.

Tonys spokeswoman Christina Stejskal says the rocker "missed his mark." Though it looked it, he did not break his nose. Stejskal did not immediately know the extent of his injury.

"Rock of Ages" celebrates 1980s hair music and features songs by Journey and other bands. It stars Constantine Maroulis as an aspiring rock star.

'Hair music'. I laughed.

Michael Leigh wrote:Bret's Tour Manager called the Opie and Anthony show this morning and says Bret sustained some minor injuries, including a broken nose.
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=355703

Conflicting reports...

Tonys spokeswoman Christina Stejskal says the rocker "missed his mark." Though it looked it, he did not break his nose. Stejskal did not immediately know the extent of his injury.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/bret-michael ... --61989646

Well maybe the Playboy Pet girlfriend he chose over the nice girl he used and threw under the bus this last time, can mend his widdle owwies................Shallow twit. Sorry hard to feel sorry for him, he is a trainwreck of his own making.

artist4perry wrote:Well maybe the Playboy Pet girlfriend he chose over the nice girl he used and threw under the bus this last time, can mend his widdle owwies................Shallow twit. Sorry hard to feel sorry for him, he is a trainwreck of his own making.

a nice girl on that show? Sorry, even if they appear nice, they all have a screw loose or they are pimping themselves out for some sort of "career opportunities" from appearing on that trashy show, such as that "nice girl" who was hoping to host a TV show after.

Brett is likeable enough and it's funny only b/c he was not severely injured. That was a steel door coming down, I think. I may be wrong. But, who knows, he could have herniated discs in his neck from this, also, that may show up, which I would feel for him.

Jana wrote: Sorry, even if they appear nice, they all have a screw loose or they are pimping themselves out for some sort of "career opportunities" from appearing on that trashy show, such as that "nice girl" who was hoping to host a TV show after.

All 100% correct.

Jana wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Well maybe the Playboy Pet girlfriend he chose over the nice girl he used and threw under the bus this last time, can mend his widdle owwies................Shallow twit. Sorry hard to feel sorry for him, he is a trainwreck of his own making.

a nice girl on that show? Sorry, even if they appear nice, they all have a screw loose or they are pimping themselves out for some sort of "career opportunities" from appearing on that trashy show, such as that "nice girl" who was hoping to host a TV show after.

Brett is likeable enough and it's funny only b/c he was not severely injured. That was a steel door coming down, I think. I may be wrong. But, who knows, he could have herniated discs in his neck from this, also, that may show up, which I would feel for him.

Your right on that. I stand corrected. But why would anyone shop for a girlfriend in that twisted bunch of girls anyway? Seems all were either so stuffed with silicone that they defied gravity, and when drunk gravity won. LOL! All had to be semi trainwrecks to be on the show at all. And this is what he considers the cream of the crop? Sorry I see him as a shallow individual. Now I don't wish anyone any harm, and I hope in all reality he is fine, but he is not nice guy of the year in my book.

artist4perry wrote:

Jana wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Well maybe the Playboy Pet girlfriend he chose over the nice girl he used and threw under the bus this last time, can mend his widdle owwies................Shallow twit. Sorry hard to feel sorry for him, he is a trainwreck of his own making.

a nice girl on that show? Sorry, even if they appear nice, they all have a screw loose or they are pimping themselves out for some sort of "career opportunities" from appearing on that trashy show, such as that "nice girl" who was hoping to host a TV show after.

Brett is likeable enough and it's funny only b/c he was not severely injured. That was a steel door coming down, I think. I may be wrong. But, who knows, he could have herniated discs in his neck from this, also, that may show up, which I would feel for him.

Your right on that. I stand corrected. But why would anyone shop for a girlfriend in that twisted bunch of girls anyway?

Because VH-1 is probably paying him a boatload of cashola for it.
He's not shopping for a dang thing, he's just doing it for the check.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

Jana wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Well maybe the Playboy Pet girlfriend he chose over the nice girl he used and threw under the bus this last time, can mend his widdle owwies................Shallow twit. Sorry hard to feel sorry for him, he is a trainwreck of his own making.

a nice girl on that show? Sorry, even if they appear nice, they all have a screw loose or they are pimping themselves out for some sort of "career opportunities" from appearing on that trashy show, such as that "nice girl" who was hoping to host a TV show after.

Brett is likeable enough and it's funny only b/c he was not severely injured. That was a steel door coming down, I think. I may be wrong. But, who knows, he could have herniated discs in his neck from this, also, that may show up, which I would feel for him.

Your right on that. I stand corrected. But why would anyone shop for a girlfriend in that twisted bunch of girls anyway?

Because VH-1 is probably paying him a boatload of cashola for it.
He's not shopping for a dang thing, he's just doing it for the check.

I agree on that too, adding to his charm. LOL!

Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote: Your right on that. I stand corrected. But why would anyone shop for a girlfriend in that twisted bunch of girls anyway?

Because VH-1 is probably paying him a boatload of cashola for it.
He's not shopping for a dang thing, he's just doing it for the check.

Agreed. I mean what do these ding-bats think they're winning if they "win"? No matter which one of those trollops wins, isn't Michaels contractually obligated to start the "shopping" process over again for the next season of the show? Assuming there is a next season.

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Pass the popcorn........

LLL wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

That is hilarious! Some network development executive will get wind of this idea and be pitching it at a meeting by the end of the week.

As long as I get my cut, and get to go visit this jungle train wreck for an hour, I'm good.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.
(I assume there will be chloroform and duct tape involved in getting SP to cooperate)

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.

No way. The skanks will lock it up early. Come on, if you were a man, which would you pick... the woman who wears locks of your hair from ebay around her neck in a nose-shaped locket (with ruby encrusted nostrils, pun intended), or a big pair of silicone jumblies?

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.
(I assume there will be chloroform and duct tape involved in getting SP to cooperate)

Can we go along and cheerlead the loons on? The Skanks will be easy to beat, just let them get a little dirt under their precious nails. Either that or give the loons sticks and tell them the Skanks are pinatas.filled with backstage passes to meet Steve......... The silicone and hair extensions would be flying!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.

No way. The skanks will lock it up early. Come on, if you were a man, which would you pick... the woman who wears locks of your hair from ebay around her neck in a nose-shaped locket (with ruby encrusted nostrils, pun intended), or a big pair of silicone jumblies?

Hmmm. I see your point...perhaps I should rethink my position...still, big silicone jumblies notwithstanding, I don't think the Loons would go down without a fight.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.

No way. The skanks will lock it up early. Come on, if you were a man, which would you pick... the woman who wears locks of your hair from ebay around her neck in a nose-shaped locket (with ruby encrusted nostrils, pun intended), or a big pair of silicone jumblies?

I'm with you. The skanks take it easily. They would bite the heads off those tarantulas. But they wouldn't fight for Perry. It would have to be Skanks for Brett and Loons for Steve. And for any real fighting that goes down, I don't know how much the Psycho Loons exercise, probably not much, but eating twinkies in front of the computer, or when they're out stalking Perry, but the Skanks are on the pole at their place of employment every night getting their workout and have a lot of upper body strength.

artist4perry wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

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Can we go along and cheerlead the loons on? The Skanks will be easy to beat, just let them get a little dirt under their precious nails. Either that or give the loons sticks and tell them the Skanks are pinatas.filled with backstage passes to meet Steve......... The silicone and hair extensions would be flying!

ks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.
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Jana wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Rock of Love IV Poppa needs a new check.

LMAO!

I have this dream that they manage to wrangle SP to do Rock of Love.

In my fantasy TV show scenario (that I just made up two seconds ago), they pick the 10 most horrible psycho loons they can find on fan sites and pit them against 10 of the Brett Michaels Rock of Love Bus rejects, who must then compete for him in the style of "I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here". Throw them all in the jungle on two teams, Loons vs. Skanks, and make them eat tarantulas and stuff, like Patti Blagojevich. In the end, Perry is obligated to narrow it to one from each of the two groups, and the winner gets to marry him in a jungle ceremony performed by Stephen Baldwin. My GOD what a glorius train wreck that would be!!

Loons v. Skanks with SP as the "prize"? My money's on the Loons - all the way.

No way. The skanks will lock it up early. Come on, if you were a man, which would you pick... the woman who wears locks of your hair from ebay around her neck in a nose-shaped locket (with ruby encrusted nostrils, pun intended), or a big pair of silicone jumblies?

I'm with you. The skanks take it easily. They would bite the heads off those tarantulas. But they wouldn't fight for Perry.

Oh yes they would, and for one simple reason... Perry's a quadrillionaire. No way they'd let that slip away.