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Postby StoneCold » Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:46 am

Reading a funny blog: "Stuff White People Like" and one of the entries is Bob Marley.

Anyway, do you like reggae? If so, which tunes/bands?

If not, why not?

Here's the article:

#125 Bob Marley
April 22, 2009 by clander

During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known as “Bob Marley.”

Depending on the coolness of the white person, they can experience this stage anywhere between the sixth grade and their last year of college. Regardless of when they went through this phase, every white person can tell you about the time when they had Legend on repeat. If you wish to test this theory, go to any floor in a College Dorm and there is a 100% chance you will find at least one Bob Marley poster.

It is also worth noting that white people tend get into smoking marijuana during this phase. This is why all white people view the combination of the two as one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth. But when white people really want to take it to the next level they will combine Bob Marley, Marijuana, a long weekend and some sort of notable outdoor location (beach, cottage, or patio). There are few activities on earth that are more appealing to white people.

The only acceptable reasons for declining participation are a prior engagement at a music festival or a commitment to go camping.

It’s also worth noting that when talking to white people about Bob Marley there is no need to use his surname. This is because all white people refer to him simply as “Bob.”

Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.

But be warned that a white person saying they like “reggae” what they really mean is “reggae from 1965-1983.”

Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall reggae concert, it will frighten them.

Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation immediately. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a WTO protest or have questions about how bad a human can smell.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
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Postby Triple S » Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:01 am

Not sure if any of these can be considered 'true' reggae, but some of my favs:

Baby Come Back - Pato Banton & UB40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSywtiAirKE

Santeria - Sublime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEA_txBAWvA

Apache Indian - The Israelites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeWqYNrS8U
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Postby FishinMagician » Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:27 am

dude that book should be entitled " stuff liberals like" whoever wrote that was off on his stereotypes lol
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Postby Don » Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:35 am

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Postby Peartree12249 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:25 pm

This thread reminded me of a great Eddie Murphy bit from SNL. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7fde4 ... -from-nino
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Postby StoneCold » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:59 pm

Peartree12249 wrote:This thread reminded me of a great Eddie Murphy bit from SNL. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7fde4 ... -from-nino


Never caught that originally so thanks for the link. I'm sure there's some real reggae that says about the same thing.
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Postby Peartree12249 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:11 pm

StoneCold wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:This thread reminded me of a great Eddie Murphy bit from SNL. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7fde4 ... -from-nino


Never caught that originally so thanks for the link. I'm sure there's some real reggae that says about the same thing.



:lol: :lol: Wouldn't be surprised.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:00 am

I like some Reggae...great on a hot summer day. But I prefer SKA.
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:35 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:This thread reminded me of a great Eddie Murphy bit from SNL. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a7fde4 ... -from-nino


Never caught that originally so thanks for the link. I'm sure there's some real reggae that says about the same thing.



:lol: :lol: Wouldn't be surprised.


I love the line.........Kill de white people.....but buy my record first............... :lol: :lol:
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Postby Carla777 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:23 am

I went this saturday to a place i though i would hate, it was all nitght Reggae,funk,soul music...i was :shock: it was great!! love it
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Postby Andrew » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:57 am

First Wham and now REGGAE?

What the hell forum is this??

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Postby artist4perry » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:58 am

Andrew wrote:First Wham and now REGGAE?

What the hell forum is this??

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Next it will be the Tiny Tim collection................ :lol: :lol:

Remember, cats offensive, Wham and Reggae manly??????????/ :shock: :shock: :? :? :shock: :? :? :P :P :wink: :lol:
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Postby Don » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:03 pm

Engelbert!, Engelbert!!
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:11 pm

Gunbot wrote:Engelbert!, Engelbert!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby StoneCold » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:26 pm

Andrew wrote:First Wham and now REGGAE?

What the hell forum is this??

:shock:


You sayin' Aussie's don't go through the obligatory "Bob Marley" phase?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbPEFyAbwqE
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Postby Don » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:31 pm

StoneCold wrote:
Andrew wrote:First Wham and now REGGAE?

What the hell forum is this??

:shock:


You sayin' Aussie's don't go through the obligatory "Bob Marley" phase?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbPEFyAbwqE


We don't need no stinkin' Reggae, mate!

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