OT - A Woman asks about caloric intake.....

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OT - A Woman asks about caloric intake.....

Postby S2M » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:49 am

A woman goes to visit her doctor for a routine exam. During the exam she asks, 'Doctor, I ws thinking about giving my boyfriend a surprise by swallowing but I'm afraid of the calories in his sperm'. The doctor replies, 'Honey, if you swallow the guys don't care if you're fat'........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT - A Woman asks about caloric intake.....

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:51 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:A woman goes to visit her doctor for a routine exam. During the exam she asks, 'Doctor, I ws thinking about giving my boyfriend a surprise by swallowing but I'm afraid of the calories in his sperm'. The doctor replies, 'Honey, if you swallow the guys don't care if you're fat'........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: OT - A Woman asks about caloric intake.....

Postby la michelona » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:24 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:A woman goes to visit her doctor for a routine exam. During the exam she asks, 'Doctor, I ws thinking about giving my boyfriend a surprise by swallowing but I'm afraid of the calories in his sperm'. The doctor replies, 'Honey, if you swallow the guys don't care if you're fat'........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



ummm would that be on a liquid or a protein diet? :? :lol:
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Re: OT - A Woman asks about caloric intake.....

Postby portland » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:29 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:A woman goes to visit her doctor for a routine exam. During the exam she asks, 'Doctor, I ws thinking about giving my boyfriend a surprise by swallowing but I'm afraid of the calories in his sperm'. The doctor replies, 'Honey, if you swallow the guys don't care if you're fat'........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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