A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all..."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
