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OT: Longevity

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:26 pm
by TRAGChick
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all..."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four,"
she replied.


:lol: :lol: :twisted: :wink: 8)

Re: OT: Longevity

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:30 pm
by Carla777
TRAGChick wrote:Image
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all..."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four,"
she replied.


:lol: :lol: :twisted: :wink: 8)


:lol: :lol: hope that not happen to me, the old lady from the pic, seem so sweet..love her face!

Re: OT: Longevity

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:08 pm
by Peartree12249
TRAGChick wrote:Image
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the older lady, pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all..."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four,"
she replied.


:lol: :lol: :twisted: :wink: 8)



You go girl!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:09 pm
by StoneCold
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Nobody's cuter than the beaky birdlady.