E-mails from an asshole
Posted:
Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:57 pmby Ehwmatt
Anyone seen this shit?
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
Fuckin hilarious! Make sure you scroll down and read the one about the woman looking for a driver for her daughter LOL
Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:20 amby Starrider
Funny sh*t, Matt. Thanks for posting.
In case anyone was wondering, probably not safe for work.
Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:36 amby Arkansas
What a nice Sunday morning chuckle.
The Final Countdown @ 4am had me in tears...
later~
Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:59 amby bluejeangirl76
I love it!
The old school version of this are the ""Letters From a Nut" books by Ted Nancy. Hilarious!
Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 amby brandonx76
Would be a great SNL type skit
Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:00 amby Tito
Looking at the title of the thread, I thought John from Boston sent you an email.
Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:25 amby YoungJRNY
I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever. Best one, so far, is where the guy is going to a landscaper convention in Chicago and is arguing with the dude about storing his fridge, tv, truck, and weedwhacker in his civic! Priceless.
Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:30 amby bluejeangirl76
YoungJRNY wrote:I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever.
Anyone laughing at these emails (and they ARE pretty funny) will love these books:
http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L ... 02&sr=8-1#
Click "look inside" and you can read the first couple. This guy wrote to big companies (Nordstrom & Ritz Carlton are the two readable examples above) with really insane dilemmas, like needing to travel by bus in his chicken costume and stuff.... and put together this book (and the sequels) of letters and the replies he received. FUNNY shit.
Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:47 amby YoungJRNY
bluejeangirl76 wrote:YoungJRNY wrote:I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever.
Anyone laughing at these emails (and they ARE pretty funny) will love these books:
http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L ... 02&sr=8-1#Click "look inside" and you can read the first couple. This guy wrote to big companies (Nordstrom & Ritz Carlton are the two readable examples above) with really insane dilemmas, like needing to travel by bus in his chicken costume and stuff.... and put together this book (and the sequels) of letters and the replies he received. FUNNY shit.
Sweet! From reading all these, and the extra articles on the next page, I am addicted. I love when people get f*cked with like this. Totally deserving! Well.. not all I suppose.
GREAT FIND, Ehwmatt!
Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:49 amby Ehwmatt
I love the Iraqi vet offering security escort for the daughter's soccer practice
The one about carrying the full-sized fridge up 65 stories is pretty amusing too
And plenty of others... LOL