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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:07 pmWell I have felt like ass for about a year now. I needed a shot in the arm to make my miserable life take a turn. I had resorted to buying stuff on ebay and watching lots oF DVD'S. I HAD ALSO resorted to taking herbal remedies and I quit eating fast food.
I watched "The Warriors" five times in a row on a particular week.
None of that shit works. Period!
So it dawned on me. When life is bad take a trip to Salt Lake City. Capital of Boob Jobs and Jello and Ice Cream Intake. I freaking know I lived in that nice, yet messed up, jacked up state of a mind state with the most absurd liquor laws anywhere.
Better yet a handful of dear friends from the old Backtalk Days went also. I will not embarass them with stories I could make up!
Better even yet I got lucky online and got front row tickets, well pretty close as they threw in some pit seats in front of me.
This show started about 4 minutes early. Bonus!
If your wondering whether to go or not? This is a fricken wicked combo of bands. It went on and off like putting butt creme on and wiping it off hours later....Smooth!
Some dumb ass ladies from Colorado thought the lead singer for Foreigner was original and thought they were right. Go back to Colorado and listen to John Denver! This was in the mall the next day!
He is good though, a cross between mick and tyler. My daughter said he was wearing a woman's brand of jeans. I told her he was skinny enough and probably was the only he could find that fit. She was still disturbed! I found it sexy in a weird way! Hmmmm
Night Ranger has great songs, Foreigner has great songs and we all know about Journey. No bullshit in the crowd about singers or front men. Just people having a great time.
I looked for some action going on but this was a tame concert. The couple near us started doing dirty dancing right outta the gate. I knew they started too early. By Foreigner I think he already had spent $$ his Load!!! He had white cargo pants on, no evidence. She seemed dissapointed. They were drunk in a state that Shuns Drinking! Just for that reason i have barely touched a drop in months SO I DRANK OUT OF SPITE and vigor. I felt liberated then felt tipsy.
I know I was tipsy as I started to dance with more movement. Cool dudes like me don't dance it ain't cool. But I didn't care!
Thanks to all my pals who helped bring joy to me like a lemon in diet coke.
Thanks Deen my Brutha Mr. Drummer for being so kind to my daughter and making it a memorable trip to Dirt Lake City. So nice to stumble upon you it has been too long.
Arnie, thanks for singing right in my daughters face, she touched your hand, she got a picture standing right next to you at meet and greet. She got a couple of guitar pics (thanks again you girls) This means she has the coolest parents on earth. You dudes made that happen! Rock On!!
Shoot, it all sounded great to me. If something was off I was too busy having a great time with family and friends to care! What a great shot in the ass this was!
See all you psycho homo's and weirdo's in Vegas!!!!
Go to the show!
Wait...1 complaint. Hey you idiots in Utah at Rio Tinto. Do you really think people like to walk clear to hell and back just too pee? That big grass area on floor level. Put some potty and Poopy chairs down on the field! Good Grief Beer runs through bodies like a comb through hair!
Have a Nice Concert A Season and don't do drugs!
I watched "The Warriors" five times in a row on a particular week.
None of that shit works. Period!
So it dawned on me. When life is bad take a trip to Salt Lake City. Capital of Boob Jobs and Jello and Ice Cream Intake. I freaking know I lived in that nice, yet messed up, jacked up state of a mind state with the most absurd liquor laws anywhere.
Better yet a handful of dear friends from the old Backtalk Days went also. I will not embarass them with stories I could make up!
Better even yet I got lucky online and got front row tickets, well pretty close as they threw in some pit seats in front of me.
This show started about 4 minutes early. Bonus!
If your wondering whether to go or not? This is a fricken wicked combo of bands. It went on and off like putting butt creme on and wiping it off hours later....Smooth!
Some dumb ass ladies from Colorado thought the lead singer for Foreigner was original and thought they were right. Go back to Colorado and listen to John Denver! This was in the mall the next day!
He is good though, a cross between mick and tyler. My daughter said he was wearing a woman's brand of jeans. I told her he was skinny enough and probably was the only he could find that fit. She was still disturbed! I found it sexy in a weird way! Hmmmm
Night Ranger has great songs, Foreigner has great songs and we all know about Journey. No bullshit in the crowd about singers or front men. Just people having a great time.
I looked for some action going on but this was a tame concert. The couple near us started doing dirty dancing right outta the gate. I knew they started too early. By Foreigner I think he already had spent $$ his Load!!! He had white cargo pants on, no evidence. She seemed dissapointed. They were drunk in a state that Shuns Drinking! Just for that reason i have barely touched a drop in months SO I DRANK OUT OF SPITE and vigor. I felt liberated then felt tipsy.
I know I was tipsy as I started to dance with more movement. Cool dudes like me don't dance it ain't cool. But I didn't care!
Thanks to all my pals who helped bring joy to me like a lemon in diet coke.
Thanks Deen my Brutha Mr. Drummer for being so kind to my daughter and making it a memorable trip to Dirt Lake City. So nice to stumble upon you it has been too long.
Arnie, thanks for singing right in my daughters face, she touched your hand, she got a picture standing right next to you at meet and greet. She got a couple of guitar pics (thanks again you girls) This means she has the coolest parents on earth. You dudes made that happen! Rock On!!
Shoot, it all sounded great to me. If something was off I was too busy having a great time with family and friends to care! What a great shot in the ass this was!
See all you psycho homo's and weirdo's in Vegas!!!!
Go to the show!
Wait...1 complaint. Hey you idiots in Utah at Rio Tinto. Do you really think people like to walk clear to hell and back just too pee? That big grass area on floor level. Put some potty and Poopy chairs down on the field! Good Grief Beer runs through bodies like a comb through hair!
Have a Nice Concert A Season and don't do drugs!
