New Jersey Millionaire Buys first 3 Rows for all Shows
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:49 amSorry folks a New Jersey Millionaire has been reported as buying out all of the first three rows for the rest of the tour. He is the owner of 95 Rest Homes for Senior Citizens and plans on filling the seats with Senior Citizens at each concert.
He did assure at the Venues he will have attendants there to change diapers between sets. Because as we all know loud noises can cause poopy pants and frequent urination.
He did also assure that if the loudness of speakers causes any heart failure he will have a sheet thrown on Senior Citizen and not remove them until the show is over. To avoid any disturbance of show.
Bad news is ILAA is now rows 4 through 6. A spokesperson for ILAA said. "Hey, were all gonna be there one day, this is a good thing for the old folks!"
This was reported on The Concert Series Network of Webjunkie.comz/music
He did assure at the Venues he will have attendants there to change diapers between sets. Because as we all know loud noises can cause poopy pants and frequent urination.
He did also assure that if the loudness of speakers causes any heart failure he will have a sheet thrown on Senior Citizen and not remove them until the show is over. To avoid any disturbance of show.
Bad news is ILAA is now rows 4 through 6. A spokesperson for ILAA said. "Hey, were all gonna be there one day, this is a good thing for the old folks!"
This was reported on The Concert Series Network of Webjunkie.comz/music
