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Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Thoughts?

Postby timstar78 » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:09 am

I think this might be the most well-written yet hilariously off-base album review I've ever read. A band of Journey's pedigree -- and this album, which has attained classic status -- did not deserve such a snide review. As Rolling Stone nowadays doles out glowing reviews to an endless sea of plastic pop garbage, I can't help but feeling more bitter about this review, as "Escape" is among my favorite rock albums. I wonder what the band members thought of this review at the time, and how they'd react upon revisiting it...

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(2 out of 5 stars)

Rolling Stone
BY Deborah Frost | October 29, 1981

"Who's Crying Now," the hit single off Journey's hit LP, isn't super hip, super deep or even real, real hooky. But it does sound good. What I'm talking about is the way the song's soft, soapy bass redeems its soft, dopey sentiment by diving beneath tiny fillips of acoustic guitar and bubbling up around a dream-sized dollop of fat harmonies. Every shimmery cymbal tick pays tribute to the state of modern engineering. Same goes for the sting in Neal Schon's electric-guitar solo, which is what finally drives the tune up, out and home.

Would that one could say the same for the rest of the record. Aside from the passing grade scored by "Who's Crying Now" in Advanced Jukebox Muzak, Escape is less a testament to talent than the times. Candy bars and the dollar aren't all that's shrinking these days. The latest victim of inflation is the value of a Number One album. When heavy-metal light-weights like Journey start swinging from the chart tops after years on the road (you know, the old Speed-wagon Come Alive shtick), there are usually at least two hummable reasons. But once you get past the single here, it's tough to fathom why either the band or its new LP is riding such a hot streak. Journey could be any bunch of fluffbrained sessioneers with a singer who sounds like a eunuch under assault from the thrashings of a West Coast-style identi-riffer (Schon, Craig Starship or Steve Toto).

Maybe we're supposed to buy the idea that the content settled during shipment. I don't. If I want to hear the best parts of "Stone in Love," I can always listen to Free's "All Right Now." When I want "Escape," give me Deep Purple's "My Woman from Tokyo." For "Dead or Alive," just turn the (Jimmy) Page to "Hots On for Nowhere." And Lord knows how many weary pilgrims have managed to tramp down the memory lane of adolescent lust without the side trip that Journey make to the dank hole of dreck-ola. Examples: "In the heat with a blue jean girl/Burnin' love comes once in a lifetime" and addressing their audience as "streetlight people."

In most of the arenas where Journey play, you probably can't hear the words anyway, because all that registers are Schon's guitar master moves and Steve Perry's stiff preening. Whip out a familiar twiddly lick or old pep-rally cheer — what's the diff? Something simple like "whisky, wine and women" or the mention of a Maserati will generally suffice.

The funny part is that Journey's current success doesn't have much to do with the hard-rock pose they've been trying to fool us with for nearly eight years now. Instead, Escape is a triumph of professionalism, a veritable march of the well-versed schmaltz stirrers. Then again, when heroes are hard to find, the first thing you'll see are the showoffs. On second (or is that third?) thought, maybe there really are a lot of "streetlight people" out there. If so, my guess is that they'll soon glow out of it.
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby Journey/Survivor » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:49 pm

She was absolutely clueless.

But as we all know, Rolling Stone magazine is one of the worst publications in history. It's toilet paper. An absolute joke of a magazine.
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby The_Noble_Cause » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:18 pm

I remember when "Arrival" came out, Entertainment Weekly trashed it with the line "Do Stop Belevin." Fuck the critics.
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby steveo777 » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:19 pm

Journey should have sued RS for that review.
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby Gina3008 » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:21 pm

Deborah Frost is now CEO of Cellsum Records (per LinkedIn). The following is what her company has promoted and still continues to per their website? And she wrote the above crap about Escape?? Really???

Brain Surgeons NYC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl7GXKftKF8

Helen Wheels (may she RIP Jan 17,2000)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQwr26gwBk

Joe Bouchard (Blue Oyster Cult)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThbadH2YRk

The Regaltones (Joe Bouchard) doing covers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8vO9S1kmU4

David Roter (also may he RIP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ2mahXr9z4

Blue Coupe (includes members of Alice Cooper and Blue Oyster Cult)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3kI_4G0Ds
(I can take some of the instrumentals played, lyrics not so much, but to each his own)

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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby ADALBL » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:31 pm

Completely clueless and quite frankly arrogant. Could not have been more out of touch...
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby annie89509 » Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:12 am

I think the problem with these so-called music experts/critics of the '80s is they had grown up with a particular style of '60s rock. Then, along came the '70s with so many distinguished artists/songwriters with a decade of memorable songs ... a real trending up of pop music all its own. In comparison, 80's brought out the arena rock groups, with all the love ballads and musical anthems ... movie soundtracks and radio. Really, I loved the songs, but couldn't name which group played what when I heard it (back then). I think this is what critics were harping on .. "no identity" ..."faceless bands" ... "too commercial."

But, look at how music has evolved since the '80s. Grunge?? Alternative rock? Rap? Boy bands? Synest. Dance? Autotuned crap? Egads!
Give us 80's music any day. Check out the reviews now. Most critics are writing about these songs with reverence now.

Maybe someone should send this Journey review to the lady. Bet she'd be embarrassed by what she wrote back then. Look at the kind of stuff she's involved with ... :shock:... (thanks, Gina)
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Re: Revisiting Rolling Stone's Review Of Escape: Your Though

Postby Escape Artist » Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:10 am

History has shown how far off this review is...the "street light people" never grew out of it, they just grew exponentionally.
Rolling Stone is right up there with the rock & roll hall of shame.
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