What Are you Doing Steve I am Back!

by **WIX** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:18 pm

Steve I climbed Mount Humpdinkarific in Mayfield Kentucky and fasted for 50 days and 1 night and prayed to the north star left of Mars that you would come back and sing to me in my darkest hour.
My back hurts bad, real bad. It has taken the laughter out of my heart and the joy out of my diet coke. I keep getting older and dumber.

You are my last chance of making my life feel like 18 and that damn church parking lot with you singing on cassette tape as I was sweating.

please help me, I am drowning in my own mind!!!

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:32 pm

50 days and 1 night...I am LMAO!!! :wink:

by **CatEyes** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:32 pm

Wix - you have been missed!

Cat

by **WIX** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:10 am

fer real? ahhhhhhhhhh how special!

Now Steve where the crap are you?????? I know you have that CD OF NEW Music in your hands!

by **JasonD** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:22 am

WIX, you're funny as hell, bro!!! I love your "take no prisoners" approach to Perry.

That story you told awhile back about him owing you $10 & you saying THAT'S the reason he stays out of the public eye, to hide from YOU --- OMG that was some funny shit, bro!!! I was laughing my ass off reading that. You really shouldn't be a stranger, WIX. We need more of your .... ahem ..... "true" stories regarding the adventures of you & Perry. :wink:

by **Babyblue** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:28 am

Wix you are just to funny. :lol:

Come back home and play with us here. :lol:

by **WIX** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:27 pm

JasonD wrote:WIX, you're funny as hell, bro!!! I love your "take no prisoners" approach to Perry.

That story you told awhile back about him owing you $10 & you saying THAT'S the reason he stays out of the public eye, to hide from YOU --- OMG that was some funny shit, bro!!! I was laughing my ass off reading that. You really shouldn't be a stranger, WIX. We need more of your .... ahem ..... "true" stories regarding the adventures of you & Perry.

I have no choice, the guy is in my head everyday for the past 25 years! He really has messed me up. It is time for him to pay me pack for all the pain he has caused me by giving me lunch at Del Taco or a pair of his tux tails autographed!

by **WIX** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:34 am

Happy Halloween Steve!!!!

I still Love you after all these years!

And for Gawds sake, please don't dress up as me again this year! The resemblence is frightening!

by **TRAGChick** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:05 am

WIX wrote:Steve I climbed Mount Humpdinkarific in Mayfield Kentucky and fasted for 50 days and 1 night and prayed to the north star left of Mars that you would come back and sing to me in my darkest hour.
My back hurts bad, real bad. It has taken the laughter out of my heart and the joy out of my diet coke. I keep getting older and dumber.

You are my last chance of making my life feel like 18 and that damn church parking lot with you singing on cassette tape as I was sweating.

please help me, I am drowning in my own mind!!!

If THIS doesn't get Steve back, well....I don't think ANYthing will! :lol:

Love your posts.

by **MrsPerry** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:44 am

Wb Wix

by **DrFU** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:54 am

WIX wrote:Steve I climbed Mount Humpdinkarific in Mayfield Kentucky and fasted for 50 days and 1 night and prayed to the north star left of Mars that you would come back and sing to me in my darkest hour.
My back hurts bad, real bad. It has taken the laughter out of my heart and the joy out of my diet coke. I keep getting older and dumber.

You are my last chance of making my life feel like 18 and that damn church parking lot with you singing on cassette tape as I was sweating.

please help me, I am drowning in my own mind!!!

aaah, church parking lots .... good memories, Wixie ...

MR

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