As much as I love listening to anything SP says in his interview, I have to admit that I kinda read it/heard it all.
BUT.

This whole who's-gonna-interview-SP thing reminded me of a mini-script that I wrote a couple years ago and posted on here. I guess at least half of you weren't around then.
I'd still LOVE to see this one happening.
ROCKINDEANO FINDS THE STAR
SP is in a restaurant, enjoying his privacy.
Suddenly, an agitated guy walks up to him and interrupts his quiet lunch.
Deano: Hey Perry, what's up?
SP ( a bit surprised): Excuse me…but who are you?
Deano: I am Rockindeano.You know (winks)…
that Rockindeano.
SP (looking very confused) : Sorry, never heard of you.
Deano(angry): What the fuck, man? Everyone knows me!
SP (looking around a bit worried):Well, sorry to disappoint you…
Deano: That's right! You disappoint me, dude! You need to answer some goddamned questions!
SP: Listen…
Deano (yells): No, you listen to me!! (pauses, trying to calm down) I'll make you a deal. We need to talk.
SP (beginning to understand): Talk…About what?
Deano: We can't talk about it here.
SP: Why not?
Deano: Cause we just can't.
SP (starting loosing patience): What do you want?
Deano:Here’s the deal: I want you to come to my house.Then we'll talk.
SP (amused): Umm...I think you got the wrong gal, fella.
Deano (getting antsy): I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and have a Q&A session. Just you and me.
SP (more amused): Will this proposition entail my dressing up as Tina Turner?
Deano (with an all business attitude): It is nothing of a sexual nature,believe me.
(Takes a thousand in cash from his pocket) Here. One thousand, just to answer some questions. I don't see how you could turn that down, Mr.Perry.
SP (making efforts not to laugh): That's nice. (pauses, then lets out a heavy sigh) But, you see, I am not Steve Perry.
Deano (in shock): Holy shit! What the hell are you saying, dude?? Whatta ya mean you're not Steve Perry?
SP: Am not.
Deano (getting nervous): Then who are you?
SP: Geddy Lee.
Deano(staring at SP’s face in awe): Well I'll be damned…Geddy.(puts on a Colgate smile and extends hand) It's good to meet you man! I hate Rush,but you,dude,are something else.
SP (shaking Deano’s hand): Charmed.
Deano: Hey, Geddy, you happen to know Perry?
SP: Sure.
Deano(all jazzed up): Cool! Need you to do me a favor.
SP (stops smiling,looks all business): That'll cost you another thousand.
Deano (stunned):Errr…ok. Deal. (grins,thinking
"I'll give him 1000 Linden Dollars. It's still Dollars, wtf?")
SP (smiling again):So...Same place, same time tomorrow?
Deano (happy):You bet! This is absofuckinglutely awesome!!
SP:Right.
Deano:Ok, gotta run! Gotta be online!
SP:You do that, buddy.
