Steve Perry... Uh... How do I tell you all this..

[madsplash]

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!

I agree, to a point. We all need to laugh at ourselves more. I'm learning to. I don't care about SP's bathroom habits, I just wanna hear him sing again. Isn't that what we all want?

[madsplash]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

[Babyblue]

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!

I agree with ya it is just to funny.Can't stop laughing here.

[Ehwmatt]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

Yeah, you've got the wrong instrument

[artist4perry]

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!

I agree, to a point. We all need to laugh at ourselves more. I'm learning to. I don't care about SP's bathroom habits, I just wanna hear him sing again. Isn't that what we all want?

My Steve wants to Potty all the time, Potty all the time, Potty all the time..................He potties all the time........... Sing along madsplash!

[Michigan Girl]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

Guitar?!?!?

[Rick]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

Jim was their keyboardist. Barry (gtrplr1960) was the guitar player.

[Michigan Girl]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Why are you in this thread?!?!?!

I read MOST threads, why are YOU in this thread?

You are contradicting yourself, MS!!!

[G.I.Jim]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Nope... not on guitar... I play keys. This is the only video you'll ever see of me with the band, because as soon as I quit, Jeremey pulled all of the videos down. There were some pretty awesome ones out there that I'm proud of (especially the one from my first night in Charlotte). Oh well, it is what it is. I had some fun up there.

This video is what I think is the worst one of me up there. I really don't care for it, but here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5DaxuJTg4

[madsplash]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

Yeah, you've got the wrong instrument

OK, I'm sorry, I just didn't know. What was it?

[artist4perry]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Now see, why is this funny? It's a serious question from me. I really want to know. I know Jim said he played with Jeremey and Frontiers, and I just want to know some of the videos on youtube that he's on.

Am I missing something?

Yeah, you've got the wrong instrument

OK, I'm sorry, I just didn't know. What was it?

Bagpipes.......

[Jana]

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!

I agree, to a point. We all need to laugh at ourselves more. I'm learning to. I don't care about SP's bathroom habits, I just wanna hear him sing again. Isn't that what we all want?

My Steve wants to Potty all the time, Potty all the time, Potty all the time..................He potties all the time........... Sing along madsplash!

oh, Ginger, LOL. Yes, this thread is great. Gotta Love, Jimbo. I used to think Perry was reclusive to the point of bizarre as far as certain things, like not acknowledging whether he had a daughter in an interview or whether he was in a relationship and such. But after reading over the last few months some of the stuff written by some on here I have a new appreciation for why Steve is the way he is and get it. Some of his fans are invasive and stalkerish.

Okay. Back to the singalong.

[Michigan Girl]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Why are you in this thread?!?!?!

That's why I like you MG... You're pretty AND smart!

I LOVE you, Jimbo....

[artist4perry]

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!

I agree, to a point. We all need to laugh at ourselves more. I'm learning to. I don't care about SP's bathroom habits, I just wanna hear him sing again. Isn't that what we all want?

My Steve wants to Potty all the time, Potty all the time, Potty all the time..................He potties all the time........... Sing along madsplash!

oh, Ginger, LOL. Yes, this thread is great. Gotta Love, Jimbo. I used to think Perry was reclusive to the point of bizarre as far as certain things, like not acknowledging whether he had a daughter in an interview or whether he was in a relationship and such. But after reading over the last few months some of the stuff written by some on here I have a new appreciation for why Steve is the way he is and get it. Some of his fans are invasive and stalkerish.

Okay. Back to the singalong.

Sing along with elmo..........RD you gotta love this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLMcyUFrSA

[madsplash]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?

I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.

Nope... not on guitar... I play keys. This is the only video you'll ever see of me with the band, because as soon as I quit, Jeremey pulled all of the videos down. There were some pretty awesome ones out there that I'm proud of (especially the one from my first night in Charlotte). Oh well, it is what it is. I had some fun up there.

This video is what I think is the worst one of me up there. I really don't care for it, but here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5DaxuJTg4

I thought it was really good. I sure didn't hear any problems with you're playing and I still think that Jeremey should have been in Journey.

I don't know why I thought that you played guitar. Sorry about that. Not that there's anything wrong with playing guitar.

It's all good.

[G.I.Jim]

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.

Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! Hug that picture tight for me tonight!

Listen, I've got something you can hug. I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?

Why are you in this thread?!?!?!

That's why I like you MG... You're pretty AND smart!

I LOVE you, Jimbo....

Ahhh... Now you got me blushing!

[artist4perry]

Thanks for the fun today GI, I really needed it! Some days one needs to laugh at life, and ones self. As for anyone opposed to the thread, well, relax................

I wonder..............does Steve ever sit and think:

Here I set,
Buns a flexin,
Givin birth,
To another Texan!

Not to disparage my neighbors to the west..............

[Chubby321]

Whatever you're drinking, stay away from it NOW.

Me or Perry? I'm drinking water.

LOL, you haven't noticed that you're turning into a loon.

[stevew2]

Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!!

Maybe when the ridiculous Journey here and Journey there threads cease, there might be some slowing of the Perry threads.

Fuck all isla is a pain in my scrotum. Every time I shit, I think of that fucker.

Did you say scrotum??? Im drinkin,dont tempt me

[Jeremey]

Hey guys!

Just to clear up the confusion about Jim and Frontiers - He was our keyboard player for several shows in the late fall to early winter of 2005. Just to make it clear, I removed TONS of Frontiers clips around May of 2007 when I knew Journey was considering me for the lead singer position. I felt that there was a huge shitstorm coming, and I removed just about all of the Frontiers clips that did not show us playing at huge venues or to giant crowds, or had obvious flubs in them. I didn't want people using video clips of less than stellar quality to run me down as the new singer of Journey. It really had nothing to do with Jim quitting the band. I am not sure how many clips there actually were of Jim performing with us, as I think he only did about 4 or 5 shows.

Hope that clears it up and clears up some of the hurt feelings Jim may have had!

[cyndy!]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Deb]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Jeezuss C, I feel like I should be smokin' something to watch that! Couldn't help but LOL......random snake slithers across the screen.

[Rick]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Jeezuss C, I feel like I should be smokin' something to watch that! Couldn't help but LOL......random snake slithers across the screen.

Did you watch the whole thing?

[cyndy!]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Jeezuss C, I feel like I should be smokin' something to watch that! Couldn't help but LOL......random snake slithers across the screen.

Did you watch the whole thing?

shhh! i'm still watching!

[Deb]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Jeezuss C, I feel like I should be smokin' something to watch that! Couldn't help but LOL......random snake slithers across the screen.

Did you watch the whole thing?

LMAO, probably a huge chunk of it, gawd help me it just wouldn't stop!!!

[Michigan Girl]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

LMAO!!!
I think the person who created this was on MUSHROOOM, MUSHROOMS!!!

[JH'sTXfan]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Jeezuss C, I feel like I should be smokin' something to watch that! Couldn't help but LOL......random snake slithers across the screen.

Did you watch the whole thing?

LMAO, probably a huge chunk of it, gawd help me it just wouldn't stop!!!

Yulog did an editing job on that little guy once.

[Deb]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

LMAO!!!
I think the person who created this was on MUSHROOOM, MUSHROOMS!!!

I think the person who created that had just gotten home from a Pink Floyd concert and hopped on his computer right away.

[cyndy!]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

LMAO!!!
I think the person who created this was on MUSHROOOM, MUSHROOMS!!!

I think the person who created that had just gotten home from a Pink Floyd concert and hopped on his computer right away.

mix a little crank and/or ecstasy with the MUSHROOMS & you get this techno gem http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/simpsons.html
i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying right now!

[Deb]

Maybe he drinks BADGER milk?

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

LMAO!!!
I think the person who created this was on MUSHROOOM, MUSHROOMS!!!

I think the person who created that had just gotten home from a Pink Floyd concert and hopped on his computer right away.

mix a little crank and/or ecstasy with the MUSHROOMS & you get this techno gem http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/simpsons.html
i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying right now!

Same! That one hurt's my head!