OT: The Geography of a Woman

[JasonD]

A common complaint among women is that men don’t communicate. They never open up or care to share what’s on their mind. Men, will say, “Why brother? You’ll just get kicked in the balls if you try.”

In MY line of work I come in contact with highly sexual women of all ages, shapes & sizes. And even though I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject, I do believe I’ve been made privy to information that not every man is made aware of. As a bisexual male, women feel comfortable confiding in me like they would their best girlfriend & so any comments I have made in this thread are comments I’ve been told by the women who have schooled me. As a hopeless romantic who loves both genders, I like to believe there’s always a happy, middle ground. You just gotta look for it.

In this instance, however, I’m exhausted. I feel miserable. My doctor’s meds aren’t helping & so I’m throwing in the towel. Ken was right. My apologies to him for trying to bridge the gap a little. I’ll just go back upstairs where I belong.

No hards feelings. I just need to cut my losses. Take care ladies.

[Deb]

A common complaint among women is that men don’t communicate. They never open up or care to share what’s on their mind. Men, will say, “Why brother? You’ll just get kicked in the balls if you try.”

In MY line of work I come in contact with highly sexual women of all ages, shapes & sizes. And even though I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject, I do believe I’ve been made privy to information that not every man is made aware of. As a bisexual male, women feel comfortable confiding in me like they would their best girlfriend & so any comments I have made in this thread are comments I’ve been told by the women who have schooled me. As a hopeless romantic who loves both genders, I like to believe there’s always a happy, middle ground. You just gotta look for it.

In this instance, however, I’m exhausted. I feel miserable. My doctor’s meds aren’t helping & so I’m throwing in the towel. Ken was right. My apologies to him for trying to bridge the gap a little. I’ll just go back upstairs where I belong.

No hards feelings. I just need to cut my losses. Take care ladies.

LOL, hope you are feeling better soon Jason. I'm not trying to cut you off at the knees, has nothing to do with being a hopeless romantic, I was simply disputing your "fact" that men enjoy sex more (even generally speaking)........with a scientific fact. Once God grants men the ability to have multiple orgasms also, then we'll talk.

These forums are all about give and take, no need to run back upstairs, it's all good.

[Arianddu]

A common complaint among women is that men don’t communicate. They never open up or care to share what’s on their mind. Men, will say, “Why brother? You’ll just get kicked in the balls if you try.”

In MY line of work I come in contact with highly sexual women of all ages, shapes & sizes. And even though I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject, I do believe I’ve been made privy to information that not every man is made aware of. As a bisexual male, women feel comfortable confiding in me like they would their best girlfriend & so any comments I have made in this thread are comments I’ve been told by the women who have schooled me. As a hopeless romantic who loves both genders, I like to believe there’s always a happy, middle ground. You just gotta look for it.

In this instance, however, I’m exhausted. I feel miserable. My doctor’s meds aren’t helping & so I’m throwing in the towel. Ken was right. My apologies to him for trying to bridge the gap a little. I’ll just go back upstairs where I belong.

No hards feelings. I just need to cut my losses. Take care ladies.

LOL, hope you are feeling better soon Jason. I'm not trying to cut you off at the knees, has nothing to do with being a hopeless romantic, I was simply disputing your "fact" that men enjoy sex more (even generally speaking)........with a scientific fact. Once God grants men the ability to have multiple orgasms also, then we'll talk.

These forums are all about give and take, no need to run back upstairs, it's all good.

Exactly to everything Deb just said.

Hope you start to feel better soon, Jason - earache is about the most miserable feeling in the world. (And Ken is a cool dude )

[JasonD]

LOL, hope you are feeling better soon Jason. I'm not trying to cut you off at the knees, has nothing to do with being a hopeless romantic, I was simply disputing your "fact" that men enjoy sex more (even generally speaking)........with a scientific fact. Once God grants men the ability to have multiple orgasms also, then we'll talk.
These forums are all about give and take, no need to run back upstairs, it's all good.

Exactly to everything Deb just said.

Hope you start to feel better soon, Jason - earache is about the most miserable feeling in the world. (And Ken is a cool dude )

Here, let me help you ladies with that.......

[Babyblue]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and
open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot , relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge..



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran....


That is just to funny. Love that about men.






































ruled by nuts.


OVER WHAT HILL?? I DIDN'T SEE ANY HILL !!!!

[artist4perry]

A common complaint among women is that men don’t communicate. They never open up or care to share what’s on their mind. Men, will say, “Why brother? You’ll just get kicked in the balls if you try.”

In MY line of work I come in contact with highly sexual women of all ages, shapes & sizes. And even though I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject, I do believe I’ve been made privy to information that not every man is made aware of. As a bisexual male, women feel comfortable confiding in me like they would their best girlfriend & so any comments I have made in this thread are comments I’ve been told by the women who have schooled me. As a hopeless romantic who loves both genders, I like to believe there’s always a happy, middle ground. You just gotta look for it.

In this instance, however, I’m exhausted. I feel miserable. My doctor’s meds aren’t helping & so I’m throwing in the towel. Ken was right. My apologies to him for trying to bridge the gap a little. I’ll just go back upstairs where I belong.

No hards feelings. I just need to cut my losses. Take care ladies.

LOL, hope you are feeling better soon Jason. I'm not trying to cut you off at the knees, has nothing to do with being a hopeless romantic, I was simply disputing your "fact" that men enjoy sex more (even generally speaking)........with a scientific fact. Once God grants men the ability to have multiple orgasms also, then we'll talk.

These forums are all about give and take, no need to run back upstairs, it's all good.

Exactly to everything Deb just said.

Hope you start to feel better soon, Jason - earache is about the most miserable feeling in the world. (And Ken is a cool dude )

Sorry about all this Jason! LOL! I have been busy with work, did not mean to get you into a dispute of any kind! I just disagree on that area. I never was one of those sex is a chore wives, if so, I would vollunteer for all the work! About Ken, I was just agreeing with you, he is welcome, that is all. And the ladies are right on one thing...........much well wishes on your poor ear! Take care of yourself sweetie!