BREAKING NEWS: Jacko's ACTUAL cause of death revealed!

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BREAKING NEWS: Jacko's ACTUAL cause of death revealed!

Postby johnroxx » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:00 am

Interesting revelation in details of Michael Jackson's autopsy, just revealed:

"A copy of Michael Jackson's autopsy report obtained by the Associated Press show that the King of Pop was in overall good health at the time of his death.

The report which has not yet been released to the public lists the following findings; none of which are said to have been serious enough to result in Jackson dying.

* His arms were covered with punctures
* His face and neck were scarred
* His eyebrows and lips were tattooed
* His weight was at 136 pounds
* His heart was strong with no sign of plaque buildup
* His kidneys and most other organs were normal
* He suffered arthritis in the lower spine and some fingers
* He had some mild buildup of plaque in his leg arteries
* His lungs were chronically inflamed and had reduced capacity that might have left him short of breath

Other findings include:

* Jackson was going bald at the front of his head, with his remaining hair described as short and tightly curled. The bald part of his scalp was darkened with what appeared to be a tattoo stretching across the top of his head from ear to ear.
* The coroner found depigmentation of his skin around his chest, abdomen, face and arms.
*The coroner also found Jackson was actively producing sperm."


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Postby Don » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:13 am


According to the document, Jackson's most serious health problem was his chronically inflamed lungs, but this was not serious enough to be a contributing factor to his death.

The post mortem did not uncover any physical problems that may have limited Jackson's ability to perform.

"His overall health was fine," said Dr Zeev Kain of the University of California, who reviewed the report for AP but was not involved in the post-mortem examination.

"The results are in normal limits," he added.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jacko's ACTUAL cause of death revealed!

Postby Enigma869 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:33 am

johnroxx wrote: * His weight was at 136 pounds



Holy fuck. I think I weighed 136lbs as a fucking fetus :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:21 pm

That really is so sad.He should still be here today and not gone from us. :cry: He left way to soon. :cry:
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Postby Esc » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:09 am

call me "slow"...
but what was the cause of death again? :?
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Postby Sarah » Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:10 am

Esc wrote:call me "slow"...
but what was the cause of death again? :?

Apparently that he was producing sperm? I dunno.



Well played by the way, lol. Misleading thread title.
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Postby johnroxx » Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:10 pm

Sarah wrote:
Esc wrote:call me "slow"...
but what was the cause of death again? :?

Apparently that he was producing sperm? I dunno.



Well played by the way, lol. Misleading thread title.


Misleading thread title??? :roll:

Wow...responses like this make me even happier that I was blessed with a sense of humor.

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Postby Sarah » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:48 pm

johnroxx wrote:
Sarah wrote:
Esc wrote:call me "slow"...
but what was the cause of death again? :?

Apparently that he was producing sperm? I dunno.



Well played by the way, lol. Misleading thread title.


Misleading thread title??? :roll:

Wow...responses like this make me even happier that I was blessed with a sense of humor.

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Oh please. I thought it was funny that Esc realized there actually wasn't anything in your OP about his "actual cause of death". Maybe you don't have a sense of humor if you didn't get it?
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