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Girl 'told to ride in cardboard box on van'

Postby Andrew » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:08 pm

I like this one. Makes sense to me! :shock:


A US woman has been arrested for asking her 13-year-old daughter to ride in a cardboard box on top of a minivan.

Albertville police arrested Jackie Denise Knott, 37, after receiving calls from drivers worried for the child's safety.

Ms Knott claimed the box was too big for the van, so she told her child to sit in it to stop it blowing off the van's roof.

She said she wasn't concerned for her daughter's welfare, as the box was tied to the van with a coathanger.

“The box was too big to go inside the van and she would be able to hold it down if (the child) was inside the box,” Albertville police told the Sand Mountain Reporter.

Ms Knott has been charged with endangering the life of a child.

A relative at the scene assumed responsibility for the girl.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:21 pm

i KNOW this is a terrible story.. but as a youngster i LOVED cardboard boxes.. i would

have volunteered.. i had a cat that would have got in with me..

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Postby JasonD » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:25 pm

Hmmmm..... I was wondering how I was going to get my Journey DVD home.


"Oh, Emily, daddy's got a job for you..." :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:



(Unfortunatly, Andrew, you can't cure "stupid" & the woman in this story is right up there at the top.) :roll:
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Postby T-Bone » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:39 pm

Another Parent Of The Year canidate...
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Postby Peartree12249 » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:42 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:i KNOW this is a terrible story.. but as a youngster i LOVED cardboard boxes.. i would

have volunteered.. i had a cat that would have got in with me..

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As kids, we loved the old refrigerator and stove boxes. Made forts out of them. Who needed video games?
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Postby Blueskies » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:52 pm

Peartree12249 wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:i KNOW this is a terrible story.. but as a youngster i LOVED cardboard boxes.. i would

have volunteered.. i had a cat that would have got in with me..

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As kids, we loved the old refrigerator and stove boxes. Made forts out of them. Who needed video games?


We did too! A bunch of us used to get in the refrigerator boxes and roll down hills until the boxes were rounded...... tumbling around together like we were in a washing machine and get spun out one by one. :lol:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:56 pm

Blueskies wrote: As kids, we loved the old refrigerator and stove boxes. Made forts out of them. Who needed video games?


We did too! A bunch of us used to get in the refrigerator boxes and roll down hills until the boxes were rounded...... tumbling around together like we were in a washing machine and get spun out one by one. :lol:[/quote]

Ah yes, life in the olden days...
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Postby Blueskies » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:02 pm

The 70's were groovy in some ways. 8)

Boxes were fun to play with...but getting back to what Drew posted...putting your kid in one on top of the car?.....too many people lack common sense and that lady is one of them. :shock:
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Postby Arianddu » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:17 pm

Obviously a Teen Wolf fan.

I used to do van surfing when I was young, dumb, and filled with enough adolescent hormones that death didn't apply to me. Still love bouncing around in the back of the ute running feed out to the stock over summer. Almost as good as sailing ;)

(And yeah, the mother is dumb. Fastened with a coathanger? At least occy-strap the kid to the point of immobility, woman!)
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:55 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:i KNOW this is a terrible story.. but as a youngster i LOVED cardboard boxes.. i would

have volunteered.. i had a cat that would have got in with me..

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I hear ya Larry, I used to make entire cities and forts. We used to store the boxes behind the shed overhang, and drag them out to play. Till the boxes deteriorated, or mom had a fit! LOL! :wink: :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:13 am

Arianddu wrote:Obviously a Teen Wolf fan.


This made me laugh!!! :wink:
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:14 am

What happened to my "Obama voter" post??? :?
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