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Postby stevew2 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:19 pm

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larryfromnextdoor wrote:the THING could beat up the HULK any day..

Tim Tebow could beat up the THING AND the HULK at the same time, WHILE wearing a ballerina tutu.......(Gator's busy, I try to help him out when I can..)


Chuck Norris can whip 'em all. :wink:
I bet get out your leather shit and jack off all over chuck n
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Postby YoungJRNY » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:23 pm

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The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:24 pm

YoungJRNY wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.


Ahahah, I love that movie.
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Postby Rick » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:31 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.


Ahahah, I love that movie.


Me too! Jim Carrey is hilarious in this movie, and I love Renee Zellweger.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:32 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.


Ahahah, I love that movie.


The first time he turned into Hank when that woman cut in front of him in the grocery line, I shot snot out of my nasal. A legendary part.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:32 pm

YoungJRNY wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.


Ahahah, I love that movie.


The first time he turned into Hank when that woman cut in front of him in the grocery line, I shot snout out of my nasal. A legendary part.


Vagisil? price check...
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:34 pm

Rick wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:
Angel wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Oh man....this story should have been in the funniest pranks thead. Well I'm not gay or anything but just imagine had he been just in his underwear and you were paid a little extra to give him some head. Now that would have been a Kodak moment seeing his face after the blind fold came off after all that was performed........fucking priceless! No one would have wanted to untie the dude after that little stunt.

I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


You're not kiddin', if that E-V-E-R happened to me... No.. if someone would even THINK about doing something like that to me I'd Rambo everyone in my path, and I'm not kiddin'. I'd turn into Hank off of Me, Myself, and Irene.


Ahahah, I love that movie.


Me too! Jim Carrey is hilarious in this movie, and I love Renee Zellweger.


"What's the matter... I wasn't ENOUGH for ya last night?" "Uhh... that wasn't for me!" :shock: :lol: :lol: Classic! :lol:
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Postby YoungJRNY » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:40 pm

Irene: Stay away from me Hank. I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Hank: Oh... that. I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene: I was talking about the shovel and the lime!
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:40 pm

YoungJRNY wrote:Irene: Stay away from me Hank. I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Hank: Oh... that. I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene: I was talking about the shovel and the lime!


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Postby Ehwmatt » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:45 pm

I'm officially in the mood to watch Me Myself and Irene now this weekend, it's been a couple years
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:51 pm

Angel wrote:I think that would be seriously crossing the line.....


I thought that's what Bachelor parties were all about, crossing the lines. Maybe not those exact lines, but lines.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:54 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:I'm officially in the mood to watch Me Myself and Irene now this weekend, it's been a couple years


i took a date too this movie.. UGH!!.. too much bad language.. .. oh we still made out... but i had to shift into 3rd gear.. :?
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:55 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:I would go completely apeshit... I mean really, would you be able to tell if you were blindfolded, assuming the guy wasn't sporting a Grizzly Adams beard?


If it ever did happen, we'd probably find out about it in the news as "Bachelor party goes terribly wrong, 20 dead...." Either that or it would be the only bachelor party that no one would ever talk about ever. Now how many of you guys wouldn't mind seeing a bachelorette party go down the same way, with the bride to be tied up and blind folded and a chick brought in to lick on her goods for a while?
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Postby Ehwmatt » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:56 pm

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Ehwmatt wrote:I'm officially in the mood to watch Me Myself and Irene now this weekend, it's been a couple years


i took a date too this movie.. UGH!!.. too much bad language.. .. oh we still made out... but i had to shift into 3rd gear.. :?


did you get to 3rd base too? If I took a girl on a date that was offended by that movie, we just wouldn't make it. I gotta have a chick that likes bad language cuz I swear all the time and I love those kinda movies.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:57 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I would go completely apeshit... I mean really, would you be able to tell if you were blindfolded, assuming the guy wasn't sporting a Grizzly Adams beard?


If it ever did happen, we'd probably find out about it in the news as "Bachelor party goes terribly wrong, 20 dead...." Either that or it would be the only bachelor party that no one would ever talk about ever. Now how many of you guys wouldn't mind seeing a bachelorette party go down the same way, with the bride to be tied up and blind folded and a chick brought in to lick on her goods for a while?


I don't know man, I've touched on it before. I don't find lesbian shit all that attractive.
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Postby Deb » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:53 pm

Saint John wrote:Some dude kisses my neck while I'm blindfolded with a boner and motherfuckers are dying! ~ Saint John


Now that would make one hilarious sig quote. :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:57 pm

Ehwmatt wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I would go completely apeshit... I mean really, would you be able to tell if you were blindfolded, assuming the guy wasn't sporting a Grizzly Adams beard?


If it ever did happen, we'd probably find out about it in the news as "Bachelor party goes terribly wrong, 20 dead...." Either that or it would be the only bachelor party that no one would ever talk about ever. Now how many of you guys wouldn't mind seeing a bachelorette party go down the same way, with the bride to be tied up and blind folded and a chick brought in to lick on her goods for a while?


I don't know man, I've touched on it before. I don't find lesbian shit all that attractive.
i get a boner just thinkin about it,keep on going with sushi {thats why you like raw fish
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