Unhappy Meals @ Mickey D's

[Michigan Girl]

What's going on with MacDonald's lately?

Other than the fact that your dumb ass can't spell it? Nothing.

Firstly, I am completely perturbed that it cost me $6.19 for a lousy bacon, egg & cheese biscuit and latte today.

Unless you were at a McDonalds in Russia there's this thing called "the price menu" in plain sight. Simply add together the numbers next to what you want and add roughly 10% for tax. Your total should never be a mystery if you follow this simple formula. Unless, of course, you're a moron.

What is the world coming to if it costs this much for a fast food breakfast?

If I didn't know any better I'd say that they're preying on stupid people.

Their new lattes cost just as much as Starbucks too and there is a 1/4 gap of empty cup space.

Which is approximately 75% less than the brains of people that enter Starbucks on a regular occasion.

stupidity is an epidemic spreading at MacDonald's, along with ignorance and obsurdity.

This is fucking priceless. What's absurd is that you can't properly spell the name of perhaps America's most recognizable fast food joint. But I guess they've only been around a mere 70 years.

Recently, I ordered a egg mcmuffin and got a sandwich with bacon/sausage/cheese and NO EGG on a EGG mcmuffin .

The first two mistakes are minor grammatical errors (for you) but I'm wondering why you didn't refer to what you ordered as an Egg MacMuffin?

What happened to customer is always right?

You came along.



PS I hope they accepted your application.

LMAO!!!

Satan....

[Ehwmatt]

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LMAO!!!

Satan....

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[The Sushi Hunter]

Alright. I might just have to break down & get me one of these. They don't look too bad.

This proves one thing, there's a sucker born every minute, now go out and get your Micky Dee's Deluxe shit burgers!

All it proves is what I already said earlier, that I rarely go to these places & I guess you can now see why: You never get what you're expecting to get. Give me a nice sit down dinner & a decent restaurant any day.

I was just making conversation, dude. No need to get nasty.

Not being nasty or anything.

Shit burgers for the whole family:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqZ5AlRneI

[JasonD]

Alright. I might just have to break down & get me one of these. They don't look too bad.

This proves one thing, there's a sucker born every minute, now go out and get your Micky Dee's Deluxe shit burgers!

All it proves is what I already said earlier, that I rarely go to these places & I guess you can now see why: You never get what you're expecting to get. Give me a nice sit down dinner & a decent restaurant any day.

I was just making conversation, dude. No need to get nasty.

Not being nasty or anything.

Shit burgers for the whole family:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqZ5AlRneI

Peace, my brother.

[Tomulator]

Man...I'm really sorry. I started this whole "war" by bringing up the always yummy, ultra-nutricious, tummy-pleasin', matted dead cow sandwich (with lettuce, tomatoes, and all the fixins) which is the soon to be "legendary" Angus Burger!

[yak]

If the illegals' shit from the fields doesn't kill you, this shit will. But kill yourself if you must....I believe in doing what you want, and paying for it yourself down the road. Don't ask my tax money to bail you out when you get sick. Health premiums should be higher for risk takers, and lower for those who take their good health seriously. Won't ever happen though.

[Rick]

If the illegals' shit from the fields doesn't kill you, this shit will. But kill yourself if you must....I believe in doing what you want, and paying for it yourself down the road. Don't ask my tax money to bail you out when you get sick. Health premiums should be higher for risk takers, and lower for those who take their good health seriously. Won't ever happen though.

I agree 100%.