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Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

Postby Don » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:13 am

They must have found something even stronger than viagra over there, seeing as he still wants to have more kids.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm

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Hundreds of people have attended a wedding in central Somalia between a man who says he is 112 years old, and his teenage wife.

Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 13 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old.

"Today God helped me realise my dream," Mr Dore said, after the wedding in the region of Galguduud.

The bride's family said she was "happy with her new husband".

Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that he had waited for her to grow up to propose.

"I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry," the groom said.

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The BBC's Mohammed Olad Hassan in Mogadishu says the marriage, in the town of Guriceel, is being described by Somali historians as the first of its kind in the Horn of Africa nation for more than a century.

Our reporter says reaction to news of the marriage has been mixed.

Some people said while it was allowed under Islamic law, they were concerned about the age gap, but others were happy that age was not a barrier to love.

Mr Dore told the BBC he was born in Dhusamareeb in central Somalia in 1897 - and has a traditional birth certificate, written on goat skin by his father.

Our correspondent says he has an interesting history - in 1941 he joined the British colonial forces as a soldier for 10 years and then served as a police officer after Somalia won independence in 1960.

Altogether, Mr Dore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 years old and three of his wives have died.

He says he hopes his new bride will give him more children.

"It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you," he said.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:16 am

Is this in biblical years? You know, where people lived to be 800? You don't reach 112 eating grains of sand, getting sunburnt, and being bombed.
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Re: Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

Postby Saint John » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:19 am

Gunbot wrote:three of his wives have died.


Every man should have this luxury. :lol: Oh, wait, Drew Peterson has. :evil:
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Re: Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

Postby Rockindeano » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:20 am

Gunbot wrote:
"Today God helped me realise my dream," Mr Dore said, after the wedding in the region of Galguduud.


Since when does God have any pull over there in fuckin Somalia.

I call bullshit on this one.
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Postby Don » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:21 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Is this in biblical years? You know, where people lived to be 800? You don't reach 112 eating grains of sand, getting sunburnt, and being bombed.


Maybe we lose a year off our life every time we eat a Big Mac.
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Re: Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

Postby Ehwmatt » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:21 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
"Today God helped me realise my dream," Mr Dore said, after the wedding in the region of Galguduud.


Since when does God have any pull over there in fuckin Somalia.

I call bullshit on this one.


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Postby Don » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:22 am

Don't hate.
That is a lot of fish to have eaten though, fucker probably has gills by now.
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Re: Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

Postby Behshad » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:25 am

Gunbot wrote:They must have found something even stronger than viagra over there, seeing as he still wants to have more kids.



Whether youre 72 , 92 or 112, a 17 year old is the fucking viagra !
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Postby Ehwmatt » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:40 am

Gunbot wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Is this in biblical years? You know, where people lived to be 800? You don't reach 112 eating grains of sand, getting sunburnt, and being bombed.


Maybe we lose a year off our life every time we eat a Big Mac.


I don't think that's a "maybe" :lol:
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Postby StoneCold » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:46 pm

She seems less than thrilled.
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