Giant's 'Promised Land' review

[melodico]

Chek out the first review of Giant's 'Promised Land'. In Spanish:

http://www.rockmelodico.com/2010/01/cri ... -2010.html

[Andrew]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

[Saint John]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after one listen.

[marco17]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after one listen.

Thanks freaking hysterical!!

[Behshad]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after one listen.

Add to that the fact that this review is in Spanish, so by the time someone like Stevew2 has managed to get this review translated to English, the damn CD is in Walmarts $1 bin.

[Andrew]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after one listen.

You are a fan...not a blog owner trying to push a "professional" review. Fans can decide what they like....reviewers have an obligation to deliver an informed review.

[melodico]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Well, I listened the album about 10 times, and I know I can do a review in this period of time... I've been writing reviews since I was 18 (now I'm 34) for specialized magazines, so I'm not considered myself as a 'freaky with a blog' jaja. You are right if an album is more complicated in musical terms (I mean, prog rock, sympho, etc), but I think this Giant CD it's very simple to listened to have an opinion of it after 10 times. Salutes!!

[melodico]

Plis, want to hear some differents opinions about the relative time to make a good review..

[parfait]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after [b]one listen.[/b]

Do you pull this stuff straight from your ass, man?

First off: Did you even listen to It's Just the Rain? That song has it all. Real moody guitar, Mr. Kitten's raspy assed voice and... wait for it... Raindrops. Drip, drip drip... Then you got Gone Crazy on Generations, which includes the quintessential allround musician and funny man Ross Valory. I was in total aw as I listened to that track. Hidden under that decomposing wrinkled turkey neck; Valoy's voice is like John Farnham's on crack. Journey's next single will hopefully be: Ross Valory featuring Raindrops. Or Ross Valory featuring man quifs.

Dumbass...

[T-Bone]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after [b]one listen.[/b]

Do you pull this stuff straight from your ass, man?

First off: Did you even listen to It's Just the Rain? That song has it all. Real moody guitar, Mr. Kitten's raspy assed voice and... wait for it... Raindrops. Drip, drip drip... Then you got Gone Crazy on Generations, which includes the quintessential allround musician and funny man Ross Valory. I was in total aw as I listened to that track. Hidden under that decomposing wrinkled turkey neck; Valoy's voice is like John Farnham's on crack. Journey's next single will hopefully be: Ross Valory featuring Raindrops. Or Ross Valory featuring man quifs.

Dumbass...

Verbal lashing incoming...

[Ehwmatt]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after [b]one listen.[/b]

Do you pull this stuff straight from your ass, man?

First off: Did you even listen to It's Just the Rain? That song has it all. Real moody guitar, Mr. Kitten's raspy assed voice and... wait for it... Raindrops. Drip, drip drip... Then you got Gone Crazy on Generations, which includes the quintessential allround musician and funny man Ross Valory. I was in total aw as I listened to that track. Hidden under that decomposing wrinkled turkey neck; Valoy's voice is like John Farnham's on crack. Journey's next single will hopefully be: Ross Valory featuring Raindrops. Or Ross Valory featuring man quifs.

Dumbass...

Wait, did you just compare Ross Valory's vocals to John Farnham's ?!?!! I'm hoping you didn't actually mean Farnham and meant someone else. I will let you correct it if that's the case... otherwise, please do elaborate.

[parfait]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after [b]one listen.[/b]

Do you pull this stuff straight from your ass, man?

First off: Did you even listen to It's Just the Rain? That song has it all. Real moody guitar, Mr. Kitten's raspy assed voice and... wait for it... Raindrops. Drip, drip drip... Then you got Gone Crazy on Generations, which includes the quintessential allround musician and funny man Ross Valory. I was in total aw as I listened to that track. Hidden under that decomposing wrinkled turkey neck; Valoy's voice is like John Farnham's on crack. Journey's next single will hopefully be: Ross Valory featuring Raindrops. Or Ross Valory featuring man quifs.

Dumbass...

Wait, did you just compare Ross Valory's vocals to John Farnham's ?!?!! I'm hoping you didn't actually mean Farnham and meant someone else. I will let you correct it if that's the case... otherwise, please do elaborate.

Guess it's hard to read what's sarcasm and what's not, even though I said I hoped Valory would make a song featuring man quifs.

[Deb]

Dude...WTF?

I've had this CD a few weeks now, but the press promos were only made available 2 days back. You have listened to the album long enough and often enough to know it back the front and inside out?

People have to stop rushing these reviews online to be the "first"....no album deserves to be reviewed after 2 days. Live with it for a while. Jeez...

My review will be up when I'm good and ready.

Settle down, Stalin. It took me about 3 hours to realize TBF was more boring than watching my nuts shrivel up in cold water, and I figured out Generations was a shit fest after one listen.

Do you pull this stuff straight from your ass, man?

Of course. Where else do you think his opinions come from?

[Ehwmatt]

Guess it's hard to read what's sarcasm and what's not, even though I said I hoped Valory would make a song featuring man quifs.

What is a man quif?

[S2M]

Not sure what's more of a snoozefest: 101 South's latest, or Giant's.....?

[parfait]

Guess it's hard to read what's sarcasm and what's not, even though I said I hoped Valory would make a song featuring man quifs.

What is a man quif?

You had to ask...

(From Urban dictionary)

Fartwhiggle (male quif)

The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
"cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long. "

"That fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain"

[S2M]

Guess it's hard to read what's sarcasm and what's not, even though I said I hoped Valory would make a song featuring man quifs.

What is a man quif?

You had to ask...

(From Urban dictionary)

Fartwhiggle (male quif)

The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
"cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long. "

"That fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain"

Matt, you just had to ask.....

[Andrew]

Not sure what's more of a snoozefest: 101 South's latest, or Giant's.....?

???

The quality of Giant is about 22,504 times that of 101 Goingsouth.

[S2M]

Not sure what's more of a snoozefest: 101 South's latest, or Giant's.....?

???

The quality of Giant is about 22,504 times that of 101 Goingsouth.

Oooooh....dammit Drew, that just falls short of my limit of a Cd being 22, 505 times that of any given Cd.....

[WalrusOct9]

I wish they'd stop referring to it as 'Giant.' Different band...

[Deb]

Guess it's hard to read what's sarcasm and what's not, even though I said I hoped Valory would make a song featuring man quifs.

What is a man quif?

You had to ask...

(From Urban dictionary)

Fartwhiggle (male quif)

The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
"cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long. "

"That fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain"

Matt, you just had to ask.....

This place just kills me. The things you learn here.....

[Andrew]

Not sure what's more of a snoozefest: 101 South's latest, or Giant's.....?

???

The quality of Giant is about 22,504 times that of 101 Goingsouth.

Oooooh....dammit Drew, that just falls short of my limit of a Cd being 22, 505 times that of any given Cd.....

Good call