Get buried with full coverage !

[Behshad]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.



http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/golden-coffin-w.php

Golden coffin with cellphone is fancier than Michael Jackson's


Now the immortal rich can fantasize about precisely how they plan to conquer death. All they need is this "golden" coffin, and once they're resurrected from the dead, a quick phone call sets everything right again. There are scant few details about this casket, but if it's actually made of solid gold, that sucker's going to be awfully heavy. Perhaps it's gold plated like Michael Jackson's $25,000 coffin.

Let's just hope there's good cellphone service available in the graveyards of the rich and stupid. How rich? A mere $381,000 gets you a spot in this coffin of gold, and we're assuming cellphone service is included in the price, which ought to be enough to cover a two-year contract. How stupid? Let's put it this way: We're thinking there's not going to be much need for rollover minutes. Idle rich, indeed.

[steveo777]

It looks comfortable, but I'm not quite ready for the dirt nap.

[Rick]

Who's going to believe it's them on the phone? "Hey Millie, it's Uncle Charlie". (click > dialtone)

[StevePerryHair]

[stevew2]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.



http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/golden-coffin-w.php

Golden coffin with cellphone is fancier than Michael Jackson's


Now the immortal rich can fantasize about precisely how they plan to conquer death. All they need is this "golden" coffin, and once they're resurrected from the dead, a quick phone call sets everything right again. There are scant few details about this casket, but if it's actually made of solid gold, that sucker's going to be awfully heavy. Perhaps it's gold plated like Michael Jackson's $25,000 coffin.

Let's just hope there's good cellphone service available in the graveyards of the rich and stupid. How rich? A mere $381,000 gets you a spot in this coffin of gold, and we're assuming cellphone service is included in the price, which ought to be enough to cover a two-year contract. How stupid? Let's put it this way: We're thinking there's not going to be much need for rollover minutes. Idle rich, indeed.

Id get in that fucker,find a way and log on the Mr and call and Friga and jason queer

[Behshad]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.



http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/golden-coffin-w.php

Golden coffin with cellphone is fancier than Michael Jackson's


Now the immortal rich can fantasize about precisely how they plan to conquer death. All they need is this "golden" coffin, and once they're resurrected from the dead, a quick phone call sets everything right again. There are scant few details about this casket, but if it's actually made of solid gold, that sucker's going to be awfully heavy. Perhaps it's gold plated like Michael Jackson's $25,000 coffin.

Let's just hope there's good cellphone service available in the graveyards of the rich and stupid. How rich? A mere $381,000 gets you a spot in this coffin of gold, and we're assuming cellphone service is included in the price, which ought to be enough to cover a two-year contract. How stupid? Let's put it this way: We're thinking there's not going to be much need for rollover minutes. Idle rich, indeed.

Id get in that fucker,find a way and log on the Mr and call and Friga and jason and thank them for the final orgasm during the threesome

[stevew2]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.



http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/golden-coffin-w.php

Golden coffin with cellphone is fancier than Michael Jackson's


Now the immortal rich can fantasize about precisely how they plan to conquer death. All they need is this "golden" coffin, and once they're resurrected from the dead, a quick phone call sets everything right again. There are scant few details about this casket, but if it's actually made of solid gold, that sucker's going to be awfully heavy. Perhaps it's gold plated like Michael Jackson's $25,000 coffin.

Let's just hope there's good cellphone service available in the graveyards of the rich and stupid. How rich? A mere $381,000 gets you a spot in this coffin of gold, and we're assuming cellphone service is included in the price, which ought to be enough to cover a two-year contract. How stupid? Let's put it this way: We're thinking there's not going to be much need for rollover minutes. Idle rich, indeed.

Id get in that fucker,find a way and log on the Mr and call and Friga and jason and thank them for the final orgasm during the threesome

You are a dick, you camel suck job

[Babyblue]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.



http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/golden-coffin-w.php

Golden coffin with cellphone is fancier than Michael Jackson's


Now the immortal rich can fantasize about precisely how they plan to conquer death. All they need is this "golden" coffin, and once they're resurrected from the dead, a quick phone call sets everything right again. There are scant few details about this casket, but if it's actually made of solid gold, that sucker's going to be awfully heavy. Perhaps it's gold plated like Michael Jackson's $25,000 coffin.

Let's just hope there's good cellphone service available in the graveyards of the rich and stupid. How rich? A mere $381,000 gets you a spot in this coffin of gold, and we're assuming cellphone service is included in the price, which ought to be enough to cover a two-year contract. How stupid? Let's put it this way: We're thinking there's not going to be much need for rollover minutes. Idle rich, indeed.

Id get in that fucker,find a way and log on the Mr and call and Friga and jason and thank them for the final orgasm during the threesome

[lights1961]

you heard of the ghost whisperer... now you will have the ghost texter!!

[Tomulator]

It looks comfortable, but I'm not quite ready for the dirt nap.

Sometimes certain statements just hit you with a hefty dose of "reality" / "mortality".

Your "dirt nap" statement is a case in point.