So What Do You Want On Your Burger????

[The Sushi Hunter]

Obviously someone went terribly wrong right off the bat at step 1, because the only premium ingredients pictured there is the fresh onion and cloves of garlic. Since when is frozen store bought pizza in a box assembled by individuals who most of us wouldn't even want to be friends with and industrial sized Costco ground beef vacuum sealed in plastic bags that no one could even really tell how long it's been dead, be premium ingredients? And bacon....yeah every time one of those pork production plants go south, authorities have to bring in the HAZMAT team to deal with it. Yeah, that’s ingredients I want to put in my body for sheesy! That pizza burger should be on the menu available to death row inmates. I'm sure many would redeem their last meal ticket by ordering that right before punching out. Hell, anyone not expecting to live for much longer wouldn’t have a problem in the world ingesting something such as that. Plus just imagine all the fallout such a meal would create. Definitely someone would need to make sure their shitter is straight up to par or someone's gonna be having rotorooter out for a little snake job.

[steveo777]

I went to this microbrewery yesterday and ordered this burger I had never had before called a works burger.

http://www.iceharbor.com/pubs/MarinaMenu.pdf

This thing was so tall they put a large steak knife thru the top of it vertically, clear to the hilt of the handle to hold it all together. I had no idea what I was in for. There is no way to eat it, other than cut it up. Great novelty but I don't think I'd order it again.
Glad it was on my buddy's tab too.

[parfait]

I went to this microbrewery yesterday and ordered this burger I had never had before called a works burger.

http://www.iceharbor.com/pubs/MarinaMenu.pdf

This thing was so tall they put a large steak knife thru the top of it vertically, clear to the hilt of the handle to hold it all together. I had no idea what I was in for. There is no way to eat it, other than cut it up. Great novelty but I don't think I'd order it again.
Glad it was on my buddy's tab too.

Oh, so you're both cheap, got bad taste and most likely obese.

[Sarah]

Since when is frozen store bought pizza in a box assembled by individuals who most of us wouldn't even want to be friends with and industrial sized Costco ground beef vacuum sealed in plastic bags that no one could even really tell how long it's been dead, be premium ingredients?

I believe it's sarcasm as part of the "hey we're going overboard for the Internet" joke



Anyway on my burger... grilled mushrooms, bacon, lettuce, and a couple of slices of cheddar, on a pretzel dough bun

[steveo777]

I went to this microbrewery yesterday and ordered this burger I had never had before called a works burger.

http://www.iceharbor.com/pubs/MarinaMenu.pdf

This thing was so tall they put a large steak knife thru the top of it vertically, clear to the hilt of the handle to hold it all together. I had no idea what I was in for. There is no way to eat it, other than cut it up. Great novelty but I don't think I'd order it again.
Glad it was on my buddy's tab too.

Oh, so you're both cheap, got bad taste and most likely obese.

Yeah, and my fat ass rode in his boat all day too, on his gas.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Since when is frozen store bought pizza in a box assembled by individuals who most of us wouldn't even want to be friends with and industrial sized Costco ground beef vacuum sealed in plastic bags that no one could even really tell how long it's been dead, be premium ingredients?

I believe it's sarcasm as part of the "hey we're going overboard for the Internet" joke



Anyway on my burger... grilled mushrooms, bacon, lettuce, and a couple of slices of cheddar, on a pretzel dough bun

No sarcasm here. Really, those are just some of the reasons I don't eat 1) Frozen store bought pizza from a card board box and, 2) industrial processed and packaged beef.

It's all about preference. But hey, like I said, some probably feel the same about sushi. And others find it purfectly exceptable dropping shit's the size of ironing starch aerosol cans.

[Babyblue]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

[Sarah]

Since when is frozen store bought pizza in a box assembled by individuals who most of us wouldn't even want to be friends with and industrial sized Costco ground beef vacuum sealed in plastic bags that no one could even really tell how long it's been dead, be premium ingredients?

I believe it's sarcasm as part of the "hey we're going overboard for the Internet" joke

No sarcasm here. Really, those are just some of the reasons I don't eat 1) Frozen store bought pizza from a card board box and, 2) industrial processed and packaged beef.

??? I meant the caption of "premium ingredients" in the photo was sarcasm, not your post. Of course DiGiorno pizza, Kraft cheese, and hamburger meat aren't premium items, that's the joke.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Since when is frozen store bought pizza in a box assembled by individuals who most of us wouldn't even want to be friends with and industrial sized Costco ground beef vacuum sealed in plastic bags that no one could even really tell how long it's been dead, be premium ingredients?

I believe it's sarcasm as part of the "hey we're going overboard for the Internet" joke

No sarcasm here. Really, those are just some of the reasons I don't eat 1) Frozen store bought pizza from a card board box and, 2) industrial processed and packaged beef.

??? I meant the caption of "premium ingredients" in the photo was sarcasm, not your post. Of course DiGiorno pizza, Kraft cheese, and hamburger meat aren't premium items, that's the joke.

Understood (now).

[stevew2]

i want some pussy on my burger

[Babyblue]

i want some pussy on my burger

And you would

[G.I.Jim]

i want some pussy on my burger

Hmmm... that's actually surprising to hear steve. I thought you'd like Hardee's new "Dick-Burger"!!

[steveo777]

i want some pussy on my burger

Hmmm... that's actually surprising to hear steve. I thought you'd like Hardee's new "Dick-Burger"!!

He wants the new "Bend Over Bugar Burger".

[The Sushi Hunter]

That's right.....the only burger I'm ingesting would be the Puss Burger available at MOS Burger in Japan. No shit! There's 100% real "puss" in this burger, Octopus that is.....or in Japanese...."Tako". This Tako burger also does not have any bun made of bread. The tako burger is put between two patties of pressed rice. The best part about eating a few of these babies is that my breath smells just like when I wake up from one hell of an action packed night eating sushi in bed....

[rockinfayrose]

That's right.....the only burger I'm ingesting would be the Puss Burger available at MOS Burger in Japan. No shit! There's 100% real "puss" in this burger, Octopus that is.....or in Japanese...."Tako". This Tako burger also does not have any bun made of bread. The tako burger is put between two patties of pressed rice. The best part about eating a few of these babies is that my breath smells just like when I wake up from one hell of an action packed night eating sushi in bed....

What the... I want to regurgitate the Swedish pancakes I just ate. That is just beyond gross!

[hoagiepete]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

[stevew2]

i want some pussy on my burger

Hmmm... that's actually surprising to hear steve. I thought you'd like Hardee's new "Dick-Burger"!!

He wants the new "Bend Over Bugar Burger".

you like to go to the deli and order balls on rie ,and dont hold the mayo

[Everett]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

As long as it doesn't have a lot of hair

[stevew2]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

As long as it doesn't have a lot of hair

I like shaved to, saves time pickin the hair out my teeth

[Everett]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

As long as it doesn't have a lot of hair

I like shaved to, saves time pickin the hair out my teeth

Plus it's easier to find that thing that start's with a c and ends with a t

[Saint John]

Man does that look good!

Perry fans refer to that as ... an appetizer.

[WalkInMyShoes]

You would think that after 4 days, I wouldn't click on this thread. I just can't stomach that nasty-looking burger. I'll stick with my salad, chicken breast and brown rice thank you.

[stevew2]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

As long as it doesn't have a lot of hair

I like shaved to, saves time pickin the hair out my teeth

Plus it's easier to find that thing that start's with a c and ends with a t

For beshed jason and robbie g it starts with a c and ends with a k

[The Sushi Hunter]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

As long as it doesn't have a lot of hair

I like shaved to, saves time pickin the hair out my teeth

How about a strand of hair that sticks to the other end of your tongue in the back of your throat? You know that place that you touch with your finger in the back of your throat and it makes you gage? That's the one place I don't like having one of these hairs go to.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Man does that look good!

Now THAT is disgusting

Agreed It makes you sick just looking at it.

I can't believe someone hasn't compared the looks of that thing to a certain anatomy part that several here wouldn't mind eating.

Well that's because this pizza burger in no way, shape or form looks anything like any sushi I've ever eaten before. However, now that you've mentioned it, I have seen warning films in the past about VD showing damaged junk similar to this pizza burger.