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Southwest Finds Shipment of Heads on a Plane

Postby AlteredDNA » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:35 am

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-beat/H ... 29404.html

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding 40 to 60 human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.

"It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. "They called the local authorities."

The incident happened in Little Rock, Ark., last Wednesday, she said.

Little Rock police turned the heads over to the county coroner, who questions where they came from and if they were properly obtained.

"We've come to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts for research or for whatever reason," said Pulaski County coroner Garland Camper. "We just want to make sure these specimens here aren't a part of that black market and underground trade."

The heads were being transported to the Fort Worth office of Medtronic, a leading medical research and technology company based in Minnesota.

Medtronic spokesman Brian Henry said it is common to ship body parts for medical education and research, but he said it is rare for a shipment to be seized.

"We expect our suppliers to follow proper procedures," he said.

He identified the supplier as JLS Consulting of Wynne, Ark.

JLS's business license was revoked in December, according to the Arkansas Secretary of State's online database.

Company founder Janice Hepler did not return phone calls Wednesday. Her voice mail indicated it was full and no longer accepting messages.

But in an earlier interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, she blamed the problem on the private courier she had hired to transport the body parts.

"Nothing is wrong," the newspaper quoted her as saying. "We're providing the documentation."

But the coroner said the paperwork has "discrepancies."

Federal law generally prohibits the sale of human body parts, although suppliers can be reimbursed for expenses in cases of legitimate medical education or research.

"It is a lucrative business. There is money to be made," Camper said. "We're hoping that this isn't the case."
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Postby Behshad » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:39 am

I think they were shooting the sequel to this funny movie :

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Postby AlteredDNA » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:42 am

Behshad wrote:I think they were shooting the sequel to this funny movie :

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or this one...maybe some sort of crossover... :)

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Postby Peartree12249 » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:36 am

Snake Heads In A Duffel Bag On A Plane ...It could work! :roll: :wink: Someone tell MBPL to start working on the script.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:36 pm

My.....that's a lot of head.
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Postby Voyager » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:56 pm

I wonder how much a good head goes for these days?

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Postby Rockindeano » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:09 am

Who's the sender of the baggage, Mr. OJ Simpson?

A few heads wouldn't faze him at all. Hell, dude did lop off two domes that we know of, turned Ron and Nicole into human Pez dispensers, allegedly. cough cough.
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