Your "first" time...

[MBPL]

Can you even remember it?

I am at my favorite writing place and on my second and last COCKTAIL which means, "hey, I can answer this post!" 19...first boyfriend and my Senior Prom date who was more experienced than me...hurt like hell even with just the tip. Thankfully he was generous in not forcing me. MBPL

[RossValoryRocks]

Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

He's been trying to get the taste out his mouth since...but if the 10 beers and 5 shots of Jaeger didn't do it...nothing will...

[steveo777]

Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

He's been trying to get the taste out his mouth since...but if the 10 beers and 5 shots of Jaeger didn't do it...nothing will...

Very good! If he answered "yes". I was gonna ask "how long did it take the guy to cum?"

[Arianddu]

Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

He's been trying to get the taste out his mouth since...but if the 10 beers and 5 shots of Jaeger didn't do it...nothing will...

Very good! If he answered "yes". I was gonna ask "how long did it take the guy to cum?"

Yeah, I know that old chestnut as 'so what did it taste like?' Wiped the smile off the face of more than one arsehole with that joke.

[Suzanne]

My first time was something like this: He kept nagging me for it, I finally gave in to shut him up, it sort of hurt, I hit my head on his bed side table and when it was over thought, "THAT'S what everyone is talking about? NO. WAY. That CAN'T be it!" And my stupid butt married him anyway and no, it didn't get any better. After 4 yrs of marriage, I divorced him and FINALLY found out what it was all about.

[Voyager]

I remember humping up and down like a fuckin jackhammer.

LMFAO! Signature material.

[annie89509]

Can you even remember it?

This is an X rated thread.
I vote for "don't remember" .

[Everett]

Can you even remember it?

This is an X rated thread.
I vote for "don't remember" .

There isn't a don't remember option

Although there should be since for me all i was doing was lookin up at the ceiling most of the time

[parfait]

Can you even remember it?

This is an X rated thread.
I vote for "don't remember" .

There isn't a don't remember option

Although there should be since for me all i was doing was lookin up at the ceiling most of the time

I totally get where you're coming from, dude. I would be too ashamed to look at it myself, if losing my virginity involved a local stray dog and a jar of peanut butter.