parfait wrote:I guess it's time for me set you overweight, untravelled transfat eating fucktards right. Not only is Norway the best nation to live in by an official UN report; we're also the best nation in the world when it comes to sports, considering we're just 4 858 200 people, where 1/5 is lazy ass immigrants who won't do shit.
parfait wrote:Norway has currently won 263 medals in the recent winter olympics. The US is a far second with 193 medals. Our handball team, both female and male, are some of the best in the world. The world's best chess player is Norwegian. We have one of the world's best female golf players, as well as in volleyball. Our soccer team is looking extremely good this year. Not to mention having the well as having the worlds greatest cyclist sprinter. Norway pioneered mountaineering and mountain climbing, and is today a gathering point for most, if not all types of extreme sports. Oh, and we kick ass in sailing too. We got the worlds best rally and motorcross drivers as well. Almost forgot: we're the worlds best orienteerers.
parfait wrote:Norway ranks as the second wealthiest country in the world in monetary value, with the largest capital reserve per capita of any nation as well. Pretty amazing considering the population ratio in Norway compared to the US is 1/63.
parfait wrote:The France myth is just ridicilous. Rudyard Kipling, said about the French: "Their business is war, and they do their business." Since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars against such badasses as the Roman Empire, the British Army and the Turkish forces. Their track record isn't too shabby, either: They've won 109, lost 49 and drawn (or as close as you can "draw" a war) 10 times.
parfait wrote:And while it is true that France surrendered to Germany relatively early in WWII, that was only because they hadn't picked themselves up after WWI yet. And WWI (despite being an entire "I" lower) wasn't exactly an anemic playground chickenfight--the French suffered about 5.7 million casualties (the war killed or wounded an incredible 37 million people worldwide).
parfait wrote:France is the most underestimated military force in the world as well, with the third highest military spending on the planet and an estimated 300 nuclear warheads at their disposal.

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parfait wrote:And then I'm not even going into the fact that without the French, then we wouldn't have any democracy at all. The US wouldn't even exist if it weren't for guys like Montesquieu and Rousseau. I mean, people; the US is a shitstain in world history compared to titans such as France, Spain and England. The only reason you people actually are a country today is because of Europeans wanted a place to chill in the summer.

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Thank you for the laugh peepee

I gotta say , I have nothing against French or Norweigians, but if you cross the two of them , you get the most annoying, delusional spoiled brat peedrinking offspring....