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Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Enigma869 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:22 am

I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:


http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/wo ... hid_5.html
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby steveo777 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:32 am

Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:


http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/wo ... hid_5.html


54 bags?!?! I'm already leary of things that can bleed for 5 days and not die! :shock:
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Enigma869 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:38 am

steveo777 wrote:I'm already leary of things that can bleed for 5 days and not die! :shock:


I've been using this line for decades...much to the chagrin of my collection of sisters :shock:
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Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:09 am

"Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance..."

Haha...hahaha....haha...hahahahahha..ha...haha!! OH man, am I the only one that finds this funny?????
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 am

Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Saint John » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:39 am

Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:55 am

Saint John wrote:
Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Why should I help myself? It's what I do....and I'm good at it too.
So, SUCK IT!!!! ASSWIPE!

Oh, and have a great weekend, too! I hope you're feeling better.
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Saint John » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:58 am

Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Why should I help myself? It's what I do....and I'm good at it too.
So, SUCK IT!!!! ASSWIPE!

Oh, and have a great weekend, too! I hope you're feeling better.


Still modest.
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:03 pm

Saint John wrote:Still modest.


Can you please expand on that? I don't know if you are complimenting me, insulting me or in some way referring to yourself......
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:20 pm

Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:49 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby steveo777 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:32 pm

Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby S2M » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:50 pm

steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:


I echo that emotion..... :P :lol:
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:14 pm

steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:

Thank you for the lesson on female anatomy. :lol:
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Postby Memorex » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:19 pm

This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.
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Postby Angel » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:21 pm

Memorex wrote:This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby S2M » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:30 pm

Angel wrote:
Memorex wrote:This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I guess you have to be a midwife to get that joke..... :?
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby verslibre » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:43 pm

Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Like parking the pink SmartCar in the fur garage? :lol:
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:03 pm

Well they knew SOMETHING was fishy :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 pm

Anybody see the movie "Hall Pass"? The big size comments remind me of a particular scene in that :lol:
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Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

Postby Babyblue » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:43 pm

verslibre wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Like parking the pink SmartCar in the fur garage? :lol:




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Postby Glenn » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:50 pm

"discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. "


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