Why, Why, Why

[Don]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses, chicken breasts, and Toyota's are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why is abbreviation such a big word?

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

And why on earth do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[gr8dane]

And why am I out of toilet paper when I need it the most?

[Behshad]

And why am I out of toilet paper when I need it the most?

You're actually out of tp when you need it the least. You NOTICE you're out of tp when you need it the most

[JRNYMAN]

I wanna do this..anyone know where this is?

One of the local water parks here in Arizona has one of those. It's called the Slider Glider here. Not sure where that particular slide is but I suspect there are more around the US. As you can see from the vid clip you reach some pretty good MPH's before you hit the water. It's a lot of fun although due to the speed you reach, it's over in a heartbeat.

[JRNYMAN]

Why does it take a 5-syllable word to describe a 1-syllable word? (Monosyllabic)
Why do we turn down the radio when we're looking for an address?