Don wrote:Back in 1993, I was in this Honky tonk in Arkansas and this girl asked me where I was from.
Me: I currently live near San Francisco.
Girl: Oh wow! Is that near the o-shan?
Me.: Yes, it is. That's actually the Pacific Ocean out there where I live.
Girl: You know, I ain't never been. We just got regular water here. Near my trailer there's this pond but it don't got waves or nuthin'.
Strange Woman: Hey! Hey You! Why you talkin' to this ho? You know she got four kids sittin' at home?
Girl: Shut up bitch, it's five of 'um and I'm a widow anyhow!
Me: I'm gonna step out for a cigarette, be right back.
Girl: You hurry back before I teach this bitch a lesson.
Strange Woman: Who you callin' bicth you no titty whore?
Me: Sure, just five minutes.
And away I went.
Got to love the south. No cat thievery in my story but it don't need it no how.
I am LMAO ...you seem to be drawn to these Hoochie Mama Havens no matter
where in the world you are ...this is the first little lady to have her own pond, though ...
movin' on up!!!
