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Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft

Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:37 am

The heat will make you do some weird shit. Today is the 32nd day with a temp of 110 or more this summer here in Phoenix, but fortunately it was Cincinnati's heat that drove this guy to it.
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2011 ... -pool-raft

:shock: :shock: :lol:
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Postby AR » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 am

An inflatable raft has a right to choose what to do with it's plastic.
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Postby Behshad » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:27 am

Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:
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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:33 am

Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati
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Postby Behshad » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:36 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


;) I knew,,, thats where FF is from ;)
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Postby AR » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:37 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:11 am

Behshad wrote:;) I knew,,, thats where FF is from ;)

DOH! :oops: :oops: Sorry.

AR wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

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One of the absolute best 70's sitcom episodes ever! Listening to the "Big Guy" calmly but painfully explain himself was one of the funniest moments in TV history IMHO. :lol:
Here's that entire episode condensed down to :30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0
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Postby Journey/Survivor » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:43 am

AR wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

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Classic quote from WKRP In Cincinnati. The turkey one that is.

On Thanksgiving every year one of the radio stations here in Cleveland plays that WKRP soundbite when they come back from a commercial break. Again, I'm talking about the turkey line. :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:47 am

Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Journey/Survivor » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:55 am

Two other lines from WKRP that always stood out to me were the "I've got a monkey on my foot" and "Tastes like lizard spit" lines.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen an episode of WKRP in years.
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Postby AR » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:15 am

I have the full WKRP series on DVD from it's last run in syndication with all the original music in tact. The official releases replace all the real music.
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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:39 am

Fact Finder wrote: We don't call it Hamiltucky for nothing. :lol:


LMAO! :lol: :lol: That's funny!
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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:45 am

AR wrote:I have the full WKRP series on DVD from it's last run in syndication with all the original music in tact. The official releases replace all the real music.

Yup, me too. It's a shame they couldn't get the copyright stuff worked out. It's the same thing that's STILL going on with The Wonder Years. I mean, c'mon... the producers of the show must have gotten the usage rights for the songs when they included them originally as well as for the replays of them in syndication, so WTF?!

The question is rhetorical. I understand why the usage rights are different when it comes to the DVD releases vs. when it airs.... It just seems petty to me.
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Postby DrFU » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:02 am

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HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police


at least it was pink ...
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:03 am

steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:
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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:09 am

Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:11 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:14 am

Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:

Dude must be hung like a Chihuahua.
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Postby JRNYMAN » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:15 am

steveo777 wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:


I.Q...... I.Q...... don't tell me..... it's something to do with..... umm....... ahhhh screw it! I QUIT!
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:15 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:

Dude must be hung like a Chihuahua.



:lol: :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:16 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:


I.Q...... I.Q...... don't tell me..... it's something to do with..... umm....... ahhhh screw it! I QUIT!
Wait! That's it... I.Q. = I Quit!



It was funny old but funny just the same. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:11 pm

AR wrote:As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:07 pm

Fact Finder wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:



Hey now...Cincinnati and especially the Eastside where I am, is a whole nother world from Hamilton where this happened. We don't call it Hamiltucky for nothing. :lol:


HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police
My cousin lives in a beautiful neighborhood that is technically Hamilton county, and SHOULD have a Hamilton address, but her neighborhood fought to have a Liberty twp address, so their property values won't hurt with a Hamilton address! :lol:
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