Egyptian Law Allows Husbands To Have Sex With Dead Wives

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Egyptian Law Allows Husbands To Have Sex With Dead Wives

Postby Enigma869 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:50 am

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Postby strangegrey » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:56 am

Fucking savages...
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Postby Behshad » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:19 am

Of course the choice of positions will be very limited and dont expect too much foreplay and or oral :lol:
Our buddy Everett is of course hoping a similiar law passes in WI so he wont get in trouble when visiting local cemetery&morgues ! :twisted:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:55 am

I can hear it now... "man, my wife just lays there like a sack of potatoes! What a dead lay!!!". :lol:
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Postby AR » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:24 am

I see nothing wrong with this other than why a man granted his freedom would waste his time with his dead wife. Maybe it is to get extra input holes she wouldn't give up when she was alive? :?
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Postby Don » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:26 am

People tend to shit and piss themselves when they die. As this law is only good up to six hours immediately after death, things could get very sloppy.
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Postby tater1977 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:32 am

Fact Finder wrote:With my luck she'd wake up. :shock:


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Postby Behshad » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:36 am

Fact Finder wrote:With my luck she'd wake up. :shock:


:lol:


Only to realize that it's you AGAIN ! and this time " go back to sleep " for good :lol: :P
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Postby Behshad » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:42 am

Fact Finder wrote:With my luck she'd wake up. :shock:


:lol:


She wakes up. Looks at you and says " fake-headache didn't stop you. Death didn't stop you. I fucking give up , give it to me big Al " :) :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:45 am

Fact Finder wrote:With my luck she'd wake up. :shock:


:lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Her headache came back too.... :wink: :lol:
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