70 Year Old Virgin...Ready To Give It Up

[Enigma869]

It's moments like these that make me miss Dean more!


http://now.msn.com/now/0510-sexational-pam-virgin.aspx

[ebake02]

You might as well stick your dick in a bowl of warm mashed potatoes. She does have nice legs though.

[Michigan Girl]

You might as well stick your dick in a bowl of warm mashed potatoes. She does have nice legs though.

Mashed potatoes?! How would you know this?!?

I absolutely agree w/your opinion about
her legs, they're awesome ...even for a 20
or 30 yr. old. Which leads me to believe
that if her legs are that toned and fabulous
that her female parts are equally taut.

That said, whoring oneself out (on the internet?!?)
after years of not believing in premarital sex is
an unusual advertisement for loss of sexual inhibition.
It's gotta be the money.

Good luck to all you rich guys!!

[Behshad]

I thought for sure this was about Phyllis !


great news for Everett, who can now finally get laid, well as soon as he makes his first million bux !


ebake, Answer MG! How the fuck do you know about
a) fuckin a 70 year old and
b) fuckin a bowl of mash potatoes.

Guess after youre done , you just hand over the mashed potatoes to steveo since he loves his mashed tators creamy

[ebake02]

I swear I know nothing about either. I assuming that at 70 years old gravity has to have done some damage.

[Don]

Supposedly, the hymen starts reforming after a woman passes fifty and for someone 70 or older what you may get is a pussy that's tighter than a gnat's ass.

[Michigan Girl]

I thought for sure this was about Phyllis !


great news for Everett, who can now finally get laid, well as soon as he makes his first million bux !


ebake, Answer MG! How the fuck do you know about
a) fuckin a 70 year old and
b) fuckin a bowl of mash potatoes.

Guess after youre done , you just hand over the mashed potatoes to steveo since he loves his mashed tators creamy

Dave Chappelle

zing ...zing ...zing!!

[Michigan Girl]

Supposedly, the hymen starts reforming after a woman passes fifty and for someone 70 or older what you may get is a pussy that's tighter than a gnat's ass.

Now this is not only educational, but good advertising ...for those of us reaching
the 70 mark!!

[steveo777]

You might as well stick your dick in a fresh baked apple pie. She does have nice legs though.

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And, fuck you Behshad!

[Behshad]

You might as well stick your dick in a fresh baked apple pie. She does have nice legs though.

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And yes Behshad, thats how I love my mashed potatoes !

Fixed

[ebake02]

Supposedly, the hymen starts reforming after a woman passes fifty and for someone 70 or older what you may get is a pussy that's tighter than a gnat's ass.

If that's the case then I wouldn't have a problem hitting that. Might have to shut the light off first, or put a bag over her head...

[steveo777]

Supposedly, the hymen starts reforming after a woman passes fifty and for someone 70 or older what you may get is a pussy that's tighter than a gnat's ass.

If that's the case then I wouldn't have a problem hitting that. Might have to shut the light off first, or put a bag over her head...

I bet she sucks some mean dick. And as far as a technical virgin, maybe, but I bet she's taken it in the shit pipe many, many times. There is no such thing as anal virginity, according to Behshad, who was raised Catholic. HAHAHA

[ebake02]

She could probably suck an aircraft carrier through a garage door.