A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

[JRNYMAN]

Hold on, wasn't this thread about Ricks little dick..er big belly? How in the hell did we get here?

Rick, can you think up some more lyrics for this shit?

[Moon Beam]

Maybe I wasn't being clear. She keeps the seat down but the lid up when its not in use. I want the entire thing closed down when its not in use.

As for other style toilets mentioned, I actually like the Filipino style way of doing this type of business. You see, they don't use toilet paper but they have these large and smaller buckets that they use to wash up after the operation. Living there I got quite accustom to doing it that way. No tp expenses plus never any skid marks in the drawers.

Yeah, this thread seems to have gone to pot.

Thank you for the clarification Sir.
Yes, I thought you meant it peeved you plenty when she left the lid up.
Don't think I have ever been in a house where both are down
but that would look more pleasing.
Deb said it best, only on MR, take a bow Andrew!

[The Sushi Hunter]

Something is starting to make sense now. Custodial workers at Disney World complain all the time about foreigners, and how they find shit on the floor, the walls, smeared on seats.... and I always thought they were just rude foreigners. But maybe it's just these foreign people visiting each day are just toilet paper challenged! It all makes sense now!!!

No that's fuckhead screwing shit up. Well if I never tried it when living in the Philippines, I would have probably been quite skeptical of the bucket system too. But after experiencing it like I did, I can tell you it's better then the tp system for the reasons I've already pointed out and there are no sponges or rags, just fresh water and soap, along with a clean towel dry at the end.

Read this article below and it will fully explain it to you:

http://voices.yahoo.com/tabo-toilet-pap ... 93741.html

[The Sushi Hunter]

Deb said it best, only on MR, take a bow Andrew!

The Indigenous peoples of Australia probably do the very same thing and have been even before the Caucasians were shipped to Australia.

[StevePerryHair]

Deb said it best, only on MR, take a bow Andrew!

The Indigenous peoples of Australia probably do the very same thing and have been even before the Caucasians were shipped to Australia.

I'm kind of glad I'm not a world traveler now. Even in the dirt poor carribbean they offer us toilet paper. Sure on the streets of cozumel I have to purchase 4 squares, $1 per 4 squares, but it's worth it. I've been to islands where they ask you not to flush the toilet paper, and put it in a can next to the toilet. But no one has asked me to use my hand to rub soap in my butt to get the crap off. Thank God! I'd bring my own toilet paper if that were the case! And I am not doing a strip tease in any public restroom, not even here in the states!

[Moon Beam]

But no one has asked me to use my hand to rub soap in my butt to get the crap off. Thank God! I'd bring my own toilet paper if that were the case! And I am not doing a strip tease in any public restroom, not even here in the states!

(choking)
Thank you for that Lynn!

[Deb]

But no one has asked me to use my hand to rub soap in my butt to get the crap off. Thank God! I'd bring my own toilet paper if that were the case! And I am not doing a strip tease in any public restroom, not even here in the states!

(choking)
Thank you for that Lynn!

Ditto. I actually 'laughed out loud' here in my office when I read that. Hahaha thanks for the Friday chuckle Lynny!

[StevePerryHair]

But no one has asked me to use my hand to rub soap in my butt to get the crap off. Thank God! I'd bring my own toilet paper if that were the case! And I am not doing a strip tease in any public restroom, not even here in the states!

(choking)
Thank you for that Lynn!

Ditto. I actually 'laughed out loud' here in my office when I read that. Hahaha thanks for the Friday chuckle Lynny!

Glad I could humor you girls on a Friday!

[Starrider]

Don't think I have ever been in a house where both are down but that would look more pleasing.

Unless in use, my seat and lid are always down. Anyone who comes to my house had better respect that fact, too.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Actually this thead stayed on target better then most other threads have. It originated in the shitter, then moved on to some Taco Bell item which is shit, and then moved on to different shitters around the world. Same shit, different shitters is all.

[Moon Beam]

Actually this thead stayed on target better then most other threads have. It originated in the shitter, then moved on to some Taco Bell item which is shit, and then moved on to different shitters around the world. Same shit, different shitters is all.

We do know what we're talking about, it's just always shit.