SHUT the front DOOR!!!

[Andrew]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

[G.I.Jim]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

WTF???

[JRNYMAN]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

WTF???

Is he drunk or speaking in code?

Hey ya limey bastard, Jim... Welcome back!!

[majik]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

WTF???

Is he drunk or speaking in code?

He spat the dummy

[Clasicrockldy]

My wife and I used to crack each other up by cursing at each other in code. I would call her a hctib (pronounced chib) and tnuc (pronounced as spelled). She would call me a kcid (kid). We have never cursed at each other in 19 years of marriage, but started doing this for fun in public, and it was hilarious because nobody had a clue what we were talking about.

If you pronounced hctib as chib, in Scottish slang you'd be callin' your wife a knife blade! Here is a link to the Urban Dictionary. Read number Three.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chib

3. Chib
Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.
(b) Scottish parochial verb for injuring someone with a hand-weapon of some kind.
(a) How dae ye like ma chib, big man, no bad, eh?

(b) See you, ya tool, ah'm gonny chib you, ya radge.


I do see that the letters in witch spelled with a b and that nasty c word has the letters mixed up. I didn't see that right off. I was just going by what I read!

[Clasicrockldy]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

Andrew, if I read this correctly, as it is, you would give them a kick in the family jewels before a good spanking??? Hey, I am just guessing the slang!

[Everett]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

WTF???

Is he drunk or speaking in code?

Is there a difference?

[Andrew]

May your chicken eggs hatch into emus and kick your dunny down.

[artist4perry]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

Translation? LOL I got the emu one!

[Andrew]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

Translation? LOL I got the emu one!

You idiots need a big kick in the balls before I really absolutely give you a beatdown

[Andrew]

Now, don't come the raw prawn with me. Strewth!

[majik]

Now, don't come the raw prawn with me. Strewth!

Bloody oath mate !!

[artist4perry]

You drongos need a fair kick in the nads before I fair dinkum give you a good hiding.

Translation? LOL I got the emu one!

You idiots need a big kick in the balls before I really absolutely give you a beatdown

I love Aussies.