Funniest joke you've read on bathroom stall...

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:33 pm

I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!" :lol:

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that? :lol:

by **Don** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:36 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?

No.

by **G.I.Jim** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:38 pm

Gunbot wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?

No.

Well thanks very much for your insightful contribution. :wink:

by **Don** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:42 pm

It's time for a jog around the reservoir. I'll stop by 7-11 and see if they've got anything on their stall walls worth writing about for when I return.

by **cheekymonkey** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:43 pm

The kid stuff I remember like that is when we would be at the cottage in bed we would do the book title game, like...
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly, or China Overpopulation by We fuckum Young, lol Silly Stuff but we still talk about that stuff.

by **verslibre** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:47 pm

There was one in Hustler a long time ago:

Here I sit,
Broken-hearted,
Paid my dime
And only farted.

by **T-Bone** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:19 pm

They paint the walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again!

by **pinkfloyd1973** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:33 pm

"Why are you looking up here when the joke's in your hand" :lol:

Robin

by **G.I.Jim** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:42 am

T-Bone wrote:They paint the walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again!

That was a good one!

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:36 am

"He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit into little balls...and he who read these words of wit...eats those little balls of shit..."

by **Arianddu** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:33 am

Painted on the ceiling above a urinal - "If you are reading this, you are now peeing on your shoes". (And no I didn't see it, I was told about it)

"If you sprinkle while you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat."

by **yulog** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:44 am

When i was young and had no sense, i stuck my dick in an electric fence.
It curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls.

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:50 am

G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?

do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

by **bluejeangirl76** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:06 am

stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?

do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

He does, but only the special ones that have a hole in the wall. :twisted:

by **Don** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:08 am

stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:17 am

Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.

Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

by **Andrew** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:55 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.
Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

So I have deleted about 10 of your posts today SW2. I think I know the answer, but are you EVER goign to contribute anything other than gay Friga posts to this forum?

by **Ehwmatt** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:00 pm

Andrew wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.
Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

So I have deleted about 10 of your posts today SW2. I think I know the answer, but are you EVER goign to contribute anything other than gay Friga posts to this forum?

hahaha

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:46 pm

Andrew wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.
Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

So I have deleted about 10 of your posts today SW2. I think I know the answer, but are you EVER goign to contribute anything other than gay Friga posts to this forum?

Damn it Andrew, i didnt post and ball sac picts, tittie picts,naked black man picts,or even peter lupis picts like i promised. Jason doesnt mind me raggin on him, hell, i even invited him over for Christmas by my Christmas tree. Dude spend more time with your kids and please stop deleting my posts. Im not insulting anyone. i havent seen anyone contributing anything much more interesting then my retarded posts. I wish you would try some of that Yellow Tail wine that you all make down there, good shit, better then frigas wine .if you are geting complaints, they should grow some balls and post it . I should at least have a right to face my accuser.Of course that is an American concept

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:48 pm

Here's one:

If you take a shit, make sure you flush the Monker...

by **JasonD** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:51 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.
Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

So I have deleted about 10 of your posts today SW2. I think I know the answer, but are you EVER goign to contribute anything other than gay Friga posts to this forum?
Damn it Andrew, i didnt post and ball sac picts, tittie picts,naked black man picts,or even peter lupis picts like i promised. Jason doesnt mind me raggin on him, hell, i even invited him over for Christmas by my Christmas tree. Dude spend more time with your kids and please stop deleting my posts. Im not insulting anyone. i havent seen anyone contributing anything much more interesting then my retarded posts. I wish you would try some of that Yellow Tail wine that you all make down there, good shit, better then frigas wine .if you are geting complaints, they should grow some balls and post it . I should at least have a right to face my accuser.Of course that is an American concept

LOL!! That right there was pure gold.

God, I love ya Steve!!

by **JasonD** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:03 pm

Oooo, boogie man. How did I get 2 of these post???? :shock:

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:03 pm

JasonD wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I don't know WHY I just had this joke pop in my head, but it's one I read when I was in the bathroom in a restaurant when I was about ten. It's crazy that I still remember this, but it always stuck with me...

"Here I sit in a vapor, the man before me used all the paper. I'll miss the bus if I linger, water and ass... HERE COMES THE FINGER!"

I'm just wondering if any of you have read any funny jokes in stall like that?
do you hang around bathroom stalls. they say airports are the best

What's his shoe size? I've read where Big feet and Airport bathroom stalls don't mix.
Sarge is problably hung like a clydesdale

So I have deleted about 10 of your posts today SW2. I think I know the answer, but are you EVER goign to contribute anything other than gay Friga posts to this forum?
Damn it Andrew, i didnt post and ball sac picts, tittie picts,naked black man picts,or even peter lupis picts like i promised. Jason doesnt mind me raggin on him, hell, i even invited him over for Christmas by my Christmas tree. Dude spend more time with your kids and please stop deleting my posts. Im not insulting anyone. i havent seen anyone contributing anything much more interesting then my retarded posts. I wish you would try some of that Yellow Tail wine that you all make down there, good shit, better then frigas wine .if you are geting complaints, they should grow some balls and post it . I should at least have a right to face my accuser.Of course that is an American concept

LOL!! That right there was pure gold.

God, I love ya Steve!!

do you mind if i push in your stool Jason? {after we get done with the tree]?

by **Andrew** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:15 pm

No complaints other than me being sick of pics of Friga in a dress and your gay comments.

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:24 pm

Andrew wrote:No complaints other than me being sick of pics of Friga in a dress and your gay comments.

Im sorry i dont make you happy, am im the only one that annoys you? Do you threaten to ban them also?? Im sick of the NFL thread i could give a shit about football, and basketball, and alot of boring shit posts i see, i try to livien things up a little in my own way, you just dont fuckin get it Andrew, its your thing bud, what ever Im just tryin to have fun, lifes to short to be uptight and anal

by **JasonD** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:52 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:No complaints other than me being sick of pics of Friga in a dress and your gay comments.
Im sorry i dont make you happy, am im the only one that annoys you? Do you threaten to ban them also?? Im sick of the NFL thread i could give a shit about football, and basketball, and alot of boring shit posts i see, i try to livien things up a little in my own way, you just dont fuckin get it Andrew, its your thing bud, what ever Im just tryin to have fun, lifes to short to be uptight and anal

Don't you even go there!!! Don't start beating yourself up over something you can't change. It's Christmas time, for God's sake, so don't go getting all seasonal depressed or I'm gonna start to worry about you, Steve. It is what it is & it ain't about to change. Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere. He just doesn't show that side of himself to us. Anyways, maybe you just gotta tone things down a wee little bit. Don't change completely.... just tone things down a tad. Maybe if you try not to be SO descriptive when you write he won't be too offended. You did get a little crazy with the "crank" thing. Not that I mind, but that's b/c I'm gay. He's not, so it hits him a little differently when he reads that kind of stuff.

by **stevew2** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:58 pm

he is homophopic, Ill hit you up later ,im tired as shit, im listening to Rush on HD Net, a fucking real band [although the singer make me scratch my nuts, can you help]/? lol i better leave , i might not be back, clean your junk jason,toms a new day , peace, chuga lug Steve

by **JasonD** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:09 pm

stevew2 wrote:he is homophopic, Ill hit you up later ,im tired as shit, im listening to Rush on HD Net, a fucking real band [although the singer make me scratch my nuts, can you help]/? lol i better leave , i might not be back, clean your junk jason,toms a new day , peace, chuga lug Steve

You don't mean that. You're just tired. Now go to bed before you say something you'll truly regret. Please, Steve, just log off & go to bed. Tomorrow is another day & you'll feel better after you've had a good night's sleep. Don't respond to this message. Just let it go. Thanx. Bye, buddy.

by **Andrew** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:16 pm

stevew2 wrote:he is homophopic

Oh do STFU already. :evil:

I am not bloody homophobic....just tired of your endless shit! :evil:

by **Andrew** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:17 pm

JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.

You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.

MR

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