The Female Decathlon

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:22 pm

As many of you know, every 4 years the Olympics have an event called the decathlon. Many believe that this event showcases the world's greatest male athlete. What would constitute, in your opinion, events to recognize the world's greatest female athlete. I just don't think a female decathlon has the right events.

I have come up with 9 events, but I need a 10th. Please help. Here's what I have so far :lol:

:

Cooking
Ironing
Window washing
Laundry
Vacuuming
Mopping
Shopping
Dish washing
Toilet and tub cleaning

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:23 pm

10. Cocksucking

Alternate events- Sperm receptical.

:twisted:

Here they come dude. I can hear those bitches running in here full throttle, eager to drop the hammer on me. Hahahaha.

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:23 pm

Fellatio?

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:25 pm

Angel wrote:Fellatio?

You need practice. Lucky I am not in Idaho. Your throat would get a 4 hour workout daily. :twisted:

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:28 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Angel wrote:Fellatio?

You need practice. Lucky I am not in Idaho. Your throat would get a 4 hour workout daily.

In your dreams.

by **Saint John** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:30 pm

Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:31 pm

Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

by **ebake02** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:34 pm

Angel wrote:Fellatio?

Yes, please :lol:

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:34 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

Dude, if Natalie participates no one else will DARE participate-I'd kick ass at this decathalon...oh, and I can deliver babies too.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:37 pm

Angel wrote:oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Who gives a shit? Can you swallow a truckload of salty dicksnot? I'll give you some protein...you won't need that Activia shit anylonger. :twisted:

I am sure I can catch a 5 pound ball of bones too. I played tight end in school. :lol:

It would be like taking a snap from center, just that the center is now a bearded axe wound and the football is a baby. Pretty similar I assume.

by **Behshad** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:40 pm

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

Dude, if Natalie participates no one else will DARE participate- I'd kick ass at this decathalon... oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Not if they allow Andrew to participate.... :lol:

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:40 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Angel wrote:oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Who gives a shit? Can you swallow a truckload of salty dicksnot? I'll give you some protein...you won't need that Activia shit anylonger.

I am sure I can catch a 5 pound ball of bones too. I played tight end in school.

Dude, go take a cold shower, I'm not swallowing your protein.

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:40 pm

Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:41 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Ahem, nosepicking?

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:42 pm

Eating

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:43 pm

Fucking.

There's your three, Lynn.

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:43 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

peeing on the bathroom floor
leaving wet towels on the floor
eating and using as many dishes as possible

How else would we have our decathalon with out their help?

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:44 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to "fuck" ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!! :cry:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:46 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:49 pm

One for the boys: Deduce down to the specific detail the meaning of his partner's "I'm fine."
One for the girls: Resist the compulsion to infer hidden meaning from her partner's "I'm fine."

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:50 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

I wouldn't have, but Lynn doesn't like it when we>>>>F*ck and it is her list!!

by **ebake02** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:51 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
Sleeping
Looking good

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:52 pm

ebake02 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:54 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

I wouldn't have, but Lynn doesn't like it when we>>>>F*ck and it is her list!!

yep! Fuck it is!! :lol:

But like you said, if it's not on the female list, then they are ON THEIR OWN!!! :twisted:

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:54 pm

Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

+1

by **ebake02** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:55 pm

Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:56 pm

ebake02 wrote:
Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

Prove it.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:57 pm

Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

Prove it.

I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

by **Angel** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:59 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

I'd cut those bastards off with a rusty knife if you did that.

by **ebake02** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:03 pm

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

I'd cut those bastards off with a rusty knife if you did that.

Ouch!

MR

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