A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

[Rick]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

[steveo777]

Now flush that stink pickle!

[stevew2]

Now flush that stink pickle!

hey fat ass and ricky

[steveo777]

Now flush that stink pickle!

hey fat ass and ricky

Took a bathroom story to "flush" you out?



Hi Stevie! What's up?

[Yoda]

Hhhmmm...note to self:

Never open threads entitled: "A song I wrote in the bathroom....."

[Michigan Girl]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

[Behshad]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

[Everett]

Dynamite

[Rick]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen.

[The Sushi Hunter]

You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.

[Rick]

You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.

Speaking of which. They've got the new "Volcano Taco" at Taco Bell. I gotta try that!

[Everett]

Get the doritos locos taco rick. Awesome stuff

[Gideon]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I sat in my chair, scratching my head at this until I realized it wasn't a lyric.

[The Sushi Hunter]

You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.

Speaking of which. They've got the new "Volcano Taco" at Taco Bell. I gotta try that!

That's your biggest problem right there.

[gr8dane]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen.

I know the feeling.That's why I put up a mirror.Then it doesn't seem so bad.

[tater1977]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen.

2 choices...get a smaller gut or a bigger dick....?

[JRNYMAN]

lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen.

I know the feeling.That's why I put up a mirror.Then it doesn't seem so bad.

I had to take some of the mirrors down 'cause I got tired of running past them so I wouldn't see myself for as long or as often!

[JRNYMAN]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

That last part is a SUPER BIGGIE in my house. I'm the only male in a household of 5 people (well..... the dog's technically male but he's snipped so he's neutral on most everything) so leaving the seat up has never really been an issue. It's a knee-jerk thing that happens automatically - putting it down I mean.

[Rick]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

[steveo777]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

Just remember that when it's 2 a.m. and you're about to unload that 6 pack of Bud Lights into the hole...

"Water upon water makes a sound for all to hear,
water upon porcelin makes a sound that falls silent to the ears"

That's why I aim for the rim of the bowl when it's quiet time.

[Andrew]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

[Rick]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

[tater1977]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

GRAB IT RICK!!!

Well ....er...um..you know I'm talking about Andrew's deal?
now that even sounds bad....

[JRNYMAN]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song!

[Rick]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song!

This will turn up in some hip hop song one day I bet.

[steveo777]

I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song!

This will turn up in some hip hop song one day I bet.

Equally as valuable, I'm sure.

[Don]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.

[steveo777]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.

Iranians all have Vaginas......didn't you know that?

[Rick]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.

A friend of mine went to China, and he said the toilets there are recessed into the floor. You gotta squat over it and do yer bidness. WTF?

[Don]

Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times.

NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father.

In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.

A friend of mine went to China, and he said the toilets there are recessed into the floor. You gotta squat over it and do yer bidness. WTF?

They have those in Japan too but mostly for public restrooms. It's for sanitary reasons so your ass doesn't have to touch anything. When you flush it's like a turbo just rushed under your balls. Pretty cool actually. Better than jacking off, just flush, flush, flush.